If people don't know the water is polluted then they can't get sick from it.

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This guy really is a meatball. No brains, just meat.

Can you put a dollar figure on the violation of your constitutional rights? The settlement should have been much higher. Sometimes it's the only way to get power tripping cops to stop breaking the law.

Pack it all up. The party's over. Addison just proposed to his girlfriend. How will we ever survive this? Might as well just cancel gayness. Sigh.

Trump is like a child. He's going to shape himself in the image of the people who love him and give him approval. That's the evangelicals. They love it when he's an asshole who "owns the libs". Expect maximum asshole.

So why is he releasing a statement now? Is he trying to get ahead of a leak of the chat logs? Which, as usual, will be much more disgusting and blatant than he is trying to portray them as?

That plus whatever funds they get from the state to care for them, plus free labor.

The situation is threatening enough to Trump's campaign that they are trying to replace these faithless delegates and are sending out irate memos alleging "a multi-state conspiracy."

I mean, if you lie down with batshit crazy conspiracy theorists you're going to eventually get covered with batshit. You reap what you sow.

Given that most police departments have really low hiring standards, it's amazing that there are people out there who do this. Just go get a job at some podunk police department. They'll hire anyone.

Well, regardless of what the artist intended the piece to be about it's now about climate change.

Imagine waking up in a jail cell with a massive hangover and being told you tried to murder a 3 year old girl because her mom was wearing a head scarf. She just completely fucked up her life because she spent a little too much time watching to Fox News and reading Facebook nonsense. Oh well. Hope they throw the book at her.

So let's assume that radio waves can control your mind and that tinfoil can stop the radio waves... what good is covering just the top of your head? Couldn't the radio waves strike the mind from a lower angle? This defense is basically useless.

This is the other brother, not the one from the boat. That one was murdered by his father.

There was a separate incident where a high school kid was found dead on a road not too far from where the family lived, and the documentary speculated that this brother may have been involved in his death. But there wasn't any proof of that which is why he's suing.

I'd rather deal with a confrontational Karen who you at least know is batshit crazy than a passive aggressive secret psycho Karen who does weird shit like this. At least she didn't try to poison him or something.

The worlds tiniest violin, playing a medley of the worlds saddest songs.

Huh, so the right wingers who rage and scream about pedophilia and use that demonize anyone who disagrees with them on any issue, with zero facts, are the actual pedophiles? Color me shocked. If you run across a right winger who is freaking out about pedophiles to the point that they've regressed into all caps and are calling you evil while foaming at the mouth.... you're dealing with classic projection.

Well, given how broke the Republican Party is they're probably still paying off the lawyers from their failed challenges from 2020. But they're also planning on doing it again.

Is there a single generic product these imbeciles won't line up to buy if you slap trumps face, or the word freedumb, or the anti-woke label on it? I should have been a grifter.

Those are just the "gifts" we know about. There have probably been dozens of envelopes full of cash or gold coins as well.

Of course he's going to say that. If he admitted climate change was wrecking his state then he would be forced to take action. It's much easier to stick his fingers in his ears and continue letting oil companies do whatever they want. What does he care? He only has a couple more years in office anyways. He'll be gone by the time the shit really hits the fan. This rainfall is just a sample of what's to come.

On the one hand there is the prospect of electing a clown they can control and use to get another tax break and other business friendly policies, like unlimited pollution, and on the other hand there's a chance he will lead his christofascist cult members on a jihad to destroy democracy, and maybe civilization itself, which would put a pretty big dent in their profit margins. What to do, what to do....