My cat prefers to drink the water that has pooled in the shower
I never went to prom and reading the replies here reaffirms my decision
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the power outages!
I didn't buy it before because it had kernel level anticheat which is incredibly invasive and unnecessary for a PVE game, and now I'm really glad I didn't buy it.
I wouldn't use twitter if they paid me
I would use twitter if they paid me
I would if given the chance, I really don't like people.
My parents bought a 'luxury' SUV because it was the only electric vehicle that fit their needs. Despite all the 'luxury' features, I'd prefer a Honda Civic or something due to a number of incidents with the POS infotainment system, the most notable of which is when it TRIED TO CALL 911 because its voice command function misinterpreted some background noise as a prompt.
The only reason it didn't get us arrested for abusing emergency services is because we were in an area without cellphone reception.
I can't, the facebook installer is baked into my phone's bootloader
I hate that phone so much
Five seconds later, someone's comp 6's team rolled through the casual 2fort lobby and capped the intel, killing the turtle engie in the process
Rated R for RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Rated G for GET THIS SHIT OFF OF MY SCREEN WHAT IDIOT GREENLIT THIS
Damn gubbermint is comi'n for 2fort sewers. Every'un knows the Sewer Medic's not a threat!