This is always my go-to fact about Ohio, but I usually go with "Ohio has the most astronauts because anyone there with sense will try to get away as far as humanly possible."

So all those DEA guys, FDA folks teaching wheat farming, millions of pounds of drugs burned, raids we conducted to "combat opium traffickers", and all the reports we were fed about how we are responsible for eradicating Afghan opium all means what, exactly? What were we (and Myself, personally) doing there, again?

So weird how a unionized workplace has, like, better wages than a non-union one. If only there were some kind of solution