I am here. I arrived because I had a gun put to my head by Rotary Keyboard, and MrEuser. They thought I needed to grace this place with my glowing personality and cheery disposition. I am an Alien. I've been around for many years, and seen a thing or two. (Bum da dum, bum bum Pum Bum) Im totally new to this Lemmy thing, tying to figure it out and seeing if I can prove you can teach a old dog new tricks... Especially if you provide enough treats. Does that tell you anything about me? Not really but what else do you want to know? I'm an enigma to those who know me not, and an Open Book to those that know me best.