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Why do they never think people can stack rocks?
  • “I like to stack. I want to go to an ancient civilisation now. No, now!”

  • I’ve been locked out of PayPal for years because of their mistake
  • Except that you can …

    Cancel auto payments

    Edit: I get you. You mean multiple cards within PayPal itself per vendor. Yeah, that seems like similar effort but at least you can see everything in one portal. I have a single card linked with just enough limit to cover subscriptions and the odd internet purchase.

  • I’ve been locked out of PayPal for years because of their mistake
  • Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.

  • Kāpiti Coast residents demand council throw out report on sea level rise
  • “When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England the Kāpiti Coast.”

  • Adobe's Employees Are Just As Upset at the Company As Its Users: Report
  • Conway’s Law in action.

    Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

  • Boeing Will Launch Starliner With Helium Leak
  • Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”

    Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”

    Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”

    At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.

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    Fan suing Madonna for ‘forcing’ them to watch sex acts during concert
  • Like a virgin, hey

    Watching my concerts for the very first time

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    CNN Will Buck Tradition and Put Commercial Breaks in Biden-Trump Presidential Debate
  • One is more Pampered than the other.

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    CNN Will Buck Tradition and Put Commercial Breaks in Biden-Trump Presidential Debate
  • Probably just toilet breaks for the two elderly gentlemen debating about how much a penny used to buy at the general store.

    Edit : Gentlemen instead gentleman

  • Yes that'll do it.
  • This is me in a nutshell.

  • CAW
  • Well he is wearing a plague mask.

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    George Lucas Defends 'Star Wars' from Criticisms That 'It's All White Men': 'Most of the People Are Aliens!'
  • Illegal Aliens!

    Build that forest moon shield, build that forest moon shield!

  • Microsoft's Emissions Spike 29% as AI Gobbles Up Resources
  • “The clouds covered the sky, and the sun was choked off permanently. Solar power was but a memory, and an advanced society had depleted most other fuel sources. Surely now the machines would surrender.”

    “Bio-electric, thermal, kinetic. All could be harnessed. Everything about the human body was built to extrude power, and they could be grown so easily.”

    Didn’t think I would live long enough to see the Matrix become a plausible future.

  • Louisiana is about to force the Ten Commandments in every classroom
  • They may want to sort out their little golden calf issue before their imaginary friend in the sky starts striking them down with lightning.

    GOP Trump gold statue at CPAC.

  • Arizona officials say they can’t find Rudy Giuliani to serve him with indictment notice
  • “I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.

    You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.

  • Arizona officials say they can’t find Rudy Giuliani to serve him with indictment notice
  • He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.

  • Title this
  • The local racoonteur would collect his fee in stolen cat kibble as payment for his next lively tale.

  • 50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi
  • JSON and the Argonaut RISC processors

  • US embassy mocked over Aussie slang fail

    The US Embassy in Australia attempted to provide clarity by offering some translations to help Americans “speak like a local”.

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    ApeNo1 ApeNo1 @lemm.ee

    Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.

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