Attaxalotl @ Attaxalotl @ttrpg.network Posts 3Comments 140Joined 2 yr. ago
My brother in Christ that is Princess Zelda
I roll the third
“Psychic! Attack! Fuck you!” –The Devil, 2005
How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?
I have it to where the good/evil extraplanar creatures are created as expressions of the good and evil within everything sentient.
I see Fey not as alien, but as capricious. They do what they please, when they please, damn the consequences.
They might commit arson against a local noble and then give that noble’s kid a super fancy cake; and not have a reason for either beyond “lol, lmao”
Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.
I have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.
We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most
Common Finland W
This reads like a Vex meme and it’s awesome!
Tarrasque in a Ford F-150 Raptor Super Duty barreling through the school zone at 55 mph.
Dammit, Āfrica?
Åfrica?
It’s me, I’m that player
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards
Äfrica
Once again, Magneto is the best villain
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?