Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.

Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.

Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.

Probably all the :tequila-sunset: quotes. “Say the death thing”

Had a similar moment with my kid, except them gushing about a crush made me realize that I was aromantic. I’ve never related to an aspect of their life less than watching them authentically have the experience that I thought was made up for TV.