FORTH, but not because I actually use it regularly. A stack-based zero-operand postfix language? Every routine/word you define is like solving a puzzle.

I've been using Slackware for more than a decade, and all this systemd talk has me feeling like I dodged a bullet.

Yikes. That merge cries out for some kind of physical barrier to enforce the bike lane. Does your municipality track cyclist accidents by location? I'd want to know how many people got mowed down there before riding on it.