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I'm so confused right now 🤔

That is not Miles O'Brien. Am I in a BORG created nightmare? I want back to the 24th century.

This sham can be seen here: https://youtu.be/xn94KfL3HYU

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Eight lucky ladies!
  • I swear our brains are linked lol. Its ladies night on Risa!

  • A good grade at parties
  • They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

  • This could be our best chance at a Quark's/Cheers crossover!
  • Its a script I've been pushing for 20 years. Please, someone get me a pitch meeting with anyone there. Janitor, I.T., the ghost of Robert Evans.

  • I've been working on 3 new looks for the family dinner this weekend...
  • Can you post your question in the form of a look?

  • If you don't pay for premium its nothing but the same Haggis ad over and over again :/
  • I was originally going to make him sing the milkshake song but I think he would have been a doja fan

  • Exploring some deep space questions
  • Both wrong, its more like this:

  • Relationship Goals
  • You can only choose one.
  • I prefer Jamico on my toast for brekky

  • Fun Fact: In the movies they had to dub Scotty's voice as he became more Scottish (and belligerent) in his old age.

    Wae da Captain expect a miracle buh ma union sez ya git a break. Tha mi a' dol ga dhèanamh. Pog mo Thoin!

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    It's been a stressful week in Engineering
  • Oh no, star trek nerds have invaded Risa, someone do something!

  • It's been a stressful week in Engineering
  • This isn't real world, its just a hallucination, you aren't really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg's air fryer.

  • If not for Janeway, I'd snap you out of existence.
  • by this episode she had already called dibs on killing him and Q respects schoolyard rules.

  • I have seen this meme more times than there are stars in the galaxy
  • See that's your problem, you should buy some instead.

  • To boldy go where no Christmas has gone before
  • I will make some and mail them to 7 random losers. It could be you flying squid if you trust me with your address ;) Alternative is meeting me behind the Detroit Greyhound terminal where I usually hang out.

  • MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and no one bothered to thank me
  • Technically he's all nurbs, but aren't we all?

  • MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and no one bothered to thank me
  • Are you really going to diss this man's hair? He just saved the universe for the 11th time, not cool :(

  • To boldy go where no Christmas has gone before

    Ooo-eee-oooo dwee dee doo dee daaaaaa!

    Download your own here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4587596

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    Looks like it will be another lonely Christmas for the Rozhenko family.
  • Just 135,000,000 more to go and you're done.

  • MFW there's only 25 days til Quarkmas!

    May your days be filled with gold plated latinum and yamok sauce.

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    People who downvote memes on Risa

    I mean, what are you doing here? Are you looking for instructions to rebuild the manifold in a 1967 corvette? That's one door down mate.

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    Here's a Klingon joke everyone can understand the punchline to

    This is my last one of these, spending 10-12 hours a day on memes. I've lost my job, my wife has left me and my cat ran away. At least I have you Risa <3

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    Data you cheeky devil!

    I dont do it to my own post guys, but the whole world must witness our greatness.

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