He's Donny Deals! Just wheeling and dealing all day long! 
My personal theory is that Trump fully buys all the bullshit being fed to him by his natsec advisors about Putin and Kim being strongman dictators ruling over their helpless brainwashed masses, but instead of having the proper liberal reaction of righteous indignation he's like "Wow, cool!"
Or perhaps the spirit of Juche just lives within him
Not exactly funny but it did almost make me laugh out loud, we were talking about a bunch of different problems with society (all caused by capitalism) and I lightly put forth some 'socialistic' solutions, and they replied wistfully that those things would be nice but were impossible because of "human nature".
It was the way they were totally serious, with their completely reflexive dismissal, I was like... how can you be so cliche?? I was just startled to find out that real people, in the real world, really are primed to spit out the most basic anticommunist platitudes as an instant reaction to even a whiff of socialism.
No fair! They stole the data we stole!
Whoever's working that social media account is about to get fired, don't they know healing magic harms the undead?
It's funny how they look at a setting barely less overtly satirical than Judge Dredd (to the point of having cops in it that are literally outright homages) completely saturated by the quite specific miserable, dystopian vibes of 80s England under Thatcher, and go "yes please!". And by funny I mean Khorne is going to manifest in reality through the conduit of my brain.
I also hate the way chuds spam out God-Emperor memes for whichever pathetic whiteboy they're jacking themselves off to at any given moment, when the canonical Emperor was an Anatolian born in 10,000BC with a gestalt soul formed from the shamans of every tribe living on Earth at the time. The 'Avatar of Humanity' is not going to be white.
One of my top images of all time. Every detail perfect. The extended hand, Kim's wtf-face, the guy in the background's smile. 
All that effort blowing up those two Malaysia Airlines planes and they still side with the world island, smdh
Wow, flamingos are way bigger than I thought
Wonder who they're voting for (prolly shrimp)
DEMOCRACY is when you have two choices and one of them's wrong.
No, worse than that, you have multiple choices and all of them are wrong except one, and the whole thing is a test on the moral purity of society to see if enough good, enlightened people will tick the Right Box to outweigh the people who are so ontologically evil, or led astray by foreign corruptors, that they tick a Non-Right Box.
Trying to demand anything of the avatars of the Right Box just exposes you as evil or corrupted. You must be browbeaten into accepting that justice is absolutely equivalent to ticking the Right Box, all else is mere vanity. The avatars of the Right Box cannot be judged by those whose are themselves subject to judgement, whose faith is under question. Any gap in the shield of faith invites in the demons who cause all social ills. Every Non-Right-Box choice is equivalent, and damns your soul exactly the same. You must face this trial, accepting whatever terms the avatars of the Right Box impose on you, paying whatever price, spilling however much blood they demand, so that they can stave off the apocalypse for another four years. To ask more is treason, blasphemy, an abomination. You're sick, a monster even. Don't you know that the House/Senate/Courts are overrun by demons? Did you ever consider it might be your moral failure that let this happen?? Either way, nothing can be done; stop whining and go do your duty.
DEMOCRACY is a pen ticking the Right Box, forever.
Thank you, that means a lot to me! 
I've never really written anything before, so it's a strange feeling to know someone out there is thinking about something I wrote, even just a snippet!
You've actually just inspired me to go back and make one small change I'd been thinking about, so if you take a look at that post again, I hope you'll enjoy the slightly different ending...
I think it's cool: a country that grew from nothing into a vast empire
Huh?????
It looked to me like America 200 years ago
Fucking what????!!
I wrote papers about China when I was still in primary school
Papers?? I assume he means something like 'essays', but from the rest of the interview I can easily imagine this person being arrogant enough to call a three-paragraph writing exercise he did when he was nine a "paper".
Either way, his understanding clearly has not advanced since then. I've never seen someone (who wasn't a paid propagandist) be so wrong, so succinctly about a country, especially one they supposedly lived in. This guy is a fucking idiot.
It's free protest votes
Absent Without Organic Life
They get allocated, reallocated, and spent elsewhere
They don't. You can't tag a particular dollar and follow it as it leaves a taxpayer's account, goes into a government account, gets allocated to a particular item of the budget, and then gets spent out again into the economy. When a dollar is taxed, it basically goes into a furnace and disappears. Separately, dollars are conjured out of thin air and sent into the economy by the government.
The amount of dollars thrown in the furnace in a given day are tallied, sure. But that doesn't determine the amount of dollars the government can create, it only informs it. The government can create as many dollars as it likes at will.
Millennium Challenge, the perfect dessert after a good meal
I hope someday an unexpected outburst from the barrel of a gun causes him to lose his life.
Lo, did King Georgius of the Hedge, second of his name, perforce, in expansion of his realm, commission that this deed be done.
This story sets my blood absolutely boiling every time it comes up. A 15 year old girl was sex trafficked to Syrian extremists, by a people-smuggling ring run by a man later discovered to be a Canadian intelligence asset, was "married" within 10 days of arriving in Syria, had three children before she was 19 all of whom died, and the day after she was discovered alive in a refugee camp and expressed her wish to come home, she was illegally made stateless by the Home Secretary revoking her British passport in the name of """protecting national security""".
And these savages are literally baying for her blood, gleefully pointing out "It's not illegal because she's not stateless, she can go to Bangladesh, oh but they dispute that she's a citizen and they've said if she goes there they'll hang her for terrorism! Hahaha! pLaY sTuPid GaMeS " !smuglord
>but she still has extremist beliefs and won't condemn ISIS
OF COURSE SHE FUCKING DOES, SHE'S LIVED IN A TENT IN THE DESERT SINCE SHE WAS 15. HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN DERADICALIZED?? Oh, some fucking "anonymous source" in the Telegraph says she was "an 'enforcer' in IS's 'morality police'"? That's fucked up, did she like do anything or kill anyone though? No? Of course not.
These same fucking people will then turn around and shed their crocodile tears about oppression in Xinjiang. If she was Chinese she'd have been brought back, put in a deradicalization center for a few months to a year, given teaching on why her extreme beliefs were wrong along with some education and training, and now she'd be working in a garment factory or something, with a long and normal life ahead of her. Instead the compassionate, civilized West has condemned her to a legal black hole, trapped with no future in the desert camp that her children died in, for the crime of being kidnapped as a child by our own spies, to an extremist organization that, as we all know here, is a US project.
The whole thing is a perfect encapsulation of the inherent brutal, savage cruelty and criminality of western regimes and the bootlickers in their population. I try to remind myself that there are good people here who also think this is a travesty, but when I read this thread I can only get a few comments in before I get the urge, like bile rising up my throat, to scream UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE FIRST WORLD.
!inshallah-script the forgiveness they have shown her, will in turn one day be shown to them.
Redditors react to a video of a bike ride around Pyongyang
>Video: the most normal city ever filmed
>Redditors: So spooky! Everything looks... wrong! This guy is taking his life in his hands to film this! !avgn-horror
>Also Redditors: Looks too normal, this has to be staged, they're actors and this is a propaganda channel! !phoenix-objection-1!phoenix-objection-1
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Side note: my tolerance for western bullshit on the DPRK has reached the negatives, five seconds in these comments and you can cook an egg with my blood. Salute to the small handful of brave comrades pushing back on propaganda in the replies !kim-salute
Laugh! Laugh at the inferiority of the untermenschen-crafted weapon! !soypoint-2
Featuring such golden comment chains as:
> One a/c on the assembly line. Look at manufacturing sites for F-35 and F-22. Dozens of aircraft lined up. That’s the difference. >> That’s the first thing I noticed. Russian industrial capacity has literally collapsed, I never realized they were this weak. Compare that to their Chinese allies who have been able to produce an impressive number of J20s pretty fast even though the SU57 had its test flight earlier >>> Too many people stealing money and limiting their capabilities. Good lol*
*not like our trustworthy Raytheons and Northrop-Grummans, of course !edgeworth-smug
For when you spy that fash-on-fash violence.
(Great minds think alike but this one has no background)
