To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

I like how fundamental attribution error sounds so that's how I called it

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

Revanced is fucky nowadays. I haven't been able to fix the issue where videos randomly stop buffering until you reopen them.

False.

26 here. When it does finally happen I'll let you know. I just hated seeing all the time wasted by my parents as they arrived early so I vowed to never be like them.

The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

TBH 4 billion IP addresses is way too many. We should reduce that to 33 million for convenience.

I recognize mine. Pops up kind of often.

Extremely dirty. Why does nobody care about all the shit and litter out there? What caused such ignorance to form?

Sberries*

What genres are your bats listening to?

I just hate being told what (not) to do. If there is a solution to the problem, fucking let me solve it. I don't need anyone's permission or be told to deal with it just like every other schmuck.

I feel like my intelligence is being personally insulted. Any company deciding that I shouldn't try to repair my phone, which is my property, because they believe I am too retarded to fix it, can suck a dick.

Can confirm. Chose to focus on C++ because it literally makes me superior to other people.

The worst part about this is us calling it "Apple intelligence" ironically will make idiots believe that to be correct.

Yes

Sometimes you stuck gold. Got one of those amazing Philips electric kettles 20 years ago. Works like new still. Of course they don't make them anymore.

Yeah. Markass Brownie got his Tesla in an accident. Repairs? More than 50% of sticker price. Sure you can throw the chassis out and put on a new one, but what about a hundred little sensors that also need troubleshooting, repair and calibration? Gotta go through them one by one.

But it doesn't have lots of useful stuff that makes people want to come here :(

I mean... It would be true if there were no derivatives. When you start betting money on whether the line goes up or down, the stock price cases being reflective of the stock's value.