Did you know that the US is the only 1st world country where people generally don't power wash their asshole after a shit?

This is not true. I'm from the Netherlands and I don't think I've ever seen a bidet here. They're also uncommon in the UK, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Poland, etc...

They're more common in Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, Greece and Turkey.

Or you're joking about something and I'm not picking up on it.