Pool player here. This is exactly what I do.

I agree that he manipulates his base.

He's a fucking idiot, that's not negotiable. He does too many things that do not serve the manipulation of his base that are too dumb to excuse. The meatball has no brain.

Earbud case. Can bust them out and drown out some screaming children in seconds.

I'm 6'5", athletic but with a bit of a belly. I'm around 210. I don't believe someone his size could be that weight.

I take pretty much every opportunity to shit on the rosary rattler cult, but this is the first I've heard of this particular rule, I'm pretty sure it's just some Catholic schools. And surely "Jesus had long hair" came up often.

At least 3 catalytic converters worth