I started daily driving Linux when I built my computer last year because M$ demanded I pay $200 for a new license for software that I had already paid for. Haven't looked back since, and it's been a great machine. I run Arch, by the way.

I have since quit, and that was a positive change.

Alcohol. It was not a positive change.

I love this joke but am sad at the limited audience of people I could actually tell it to.