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Lord, I was born a scramblin' maaaaan
  • Cos he's a Scramblin' Maaan...

  • Oxygen
  • A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,

    So would you say it's somehow been towed outside an environment into it's own environment...?

  • its called a half-pint, you absolute melts
  • Two thirds of a pint please, so that's two thirds of the cost of a pint yeah? So cheaper right? Right???

  • Task estimation
  • Hey, if you're anywhere in the area, I've got fine collection of IKEA allen keys a

  • All Glory
  • I was just thinking the other da.....ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD

  • without saying how old you are, how old are you?
  • I saw AC/DC's second London gig in a pub

  • What songs does your local Ice Cream Van play?
  • Ours plays the Match of the day theme

    It drives me fucking nuts

  • Harris / Walz Interview Megathread!
  • There was the same feeling here in fhe UK with Starmer, although he's not the leader everyone wants, he at least is driving the bus in fhe right direction.

  • Favourite sandwich?
  • A cheese sandwich. Buttered white bread, a thick slice of salty cheddar, and a layer of English mustard. No nonsense.

  • What should I bring to a beach vacation?
  • You're gonna need something to that beer,wine and sandwiches cold. We got one of these Titan Wheeled Cooler. Sooo useful, and at the end of the day you can put all your shit in there to take back and dump responsibly. Costo had them on offer a while back or the usual online places.

  • What's everyone favourite Nic Cage movie, and what do you think is his biggest hidden gem?
  • My favourite hidden gem is Red Rock West One of those times I first cought on TV showing at 11pm and I've got to get up at 5:30 am. Started watching and had to see the end

  • The Useless Web - A Site That Takes You To Random Fun Websites
  • Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

  • Traveling this summer? Maybe don’t let the airport scan your face.
  • Good God, were you that security guard???

  • Me in the top panel: Thanks for the update!
  • One evening for dinner as a change, I asked my 11 year old Aspergers son "do you fancy a walk to McDonald's for dinner tonight?"

    He said no, which puzzled me because he loves McDonald's.

    But of course I said "do you fancy a walk " which he didn't.

  • Traveling this summer? Maybe don’t let the airport scan your face.
  • Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don't need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

    Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "....

    Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don't notice them.

  • What a beautiful pattern
  • Not many people will get that reference

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  • Thank you Lain!

  • xkcd #2954: Bracket Symbols
  • Old British person here, I was always taught double quotation marks for speech and single quotation marks for actually quoting something.

  • The plan is simple:
  • Late Friday evening at the checkout there's three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I'm not paying for his vodka and he's not going to buy my wine.

    We're joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she's in a hurry.

    "Sure, but I've only got this" she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts "WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???" and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

    From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.

  • Easter

    So what are we all doing?

    I've been road testing hot cross buns (for science) and so far M&S are the best. I had good intentions for some serious gardening, (cutting trees, digging and planting stuff) but it looks like the weathers going to be shit, so we're going to Costco instead.

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    Just to remind everyone that we are entering the Transwarp Time Bubble known as the Christmas Holidays....

    ....and that tomorrow is of course Saturday, followed by three Sundays, two Mondays, a Friday then two more Saturdays and a Sunday. Then back to Monday which of course, falls on a Tuesday.

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    Our Aldi has a brand new fleet of trolleys

    Super smooth and full control on cornering...

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    Tunnel Vision

    So the family and I are on holiday in Greece and we're on a bus ride to see some place and we go through a long tunnel. I naturally go "oooooooooooooo" as we enter. My family look at me in shame, the rest of the passengers just look...

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    Sort by date

    Hi guys, is there a way to sort search results by date?

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    Aldi! What are you playing at????

    Can't be having the same colour caps for different milk... Breakfast will be a disaster

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    Codandchips CodandChips @lemmy.world

    ...and one those big pickled onions

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