I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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I feel like most things are simpler than bathtub meth, but I’m going to have to pass on making DMT. I don’t want Joe Rogan kicking down my door and shoving DMT up his keister in front of my kids

that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D

I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us

also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then