Holy shit, I like calling it that now

I'm a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read "my crush" in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant "person I have a crush on"

It's nothing new

P

B

Of all ages

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

Siiiigh, sounds like I'm gonna have to join Instagram again...

Why is goo gone in the fridge?

IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM

You're welcone

This also happens to me in reverse. I get half a sentence out, the other person nods and says "yup" or "K", and then i say "yeah k so then anyway" and on to the next point

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it

It's breast. Leg is dark.

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

Sounds like something out of an earlier Simpsons episode

Or not to late...

No, it's 7, 2, 3

Not being 14 doesn't make it not true

Why does someone who doesn't have access to my apartment building mailbox come drop amazon packages in the lobby, instead of a canada post worker who can leave it in a drop box in the mail room and put the key in my mailbox?