He hosts The Tonight Show for no other reason than he is a loyal disciple of Lorne Michaels. Conan tried to do things his own way without hitching his star to Lorne and didn't have any backup when NBC and Jay Leno came back to steal back his timeslot.
Now Jimmy is the host and Lorne produces late night TV on NBC six nights a week including SNL and Late Night with Seth Meyers.
I mean yeah I'd like it if China would recognize me, but at the end of the day it's really just for love of the game and death to the Great Satan.
I am hereby rejecting my whiteness and becoming a dedicated diuretic materialist. Pass me the cranberry juice!
What a sweet little guy. Three years is a real blessing. I still miss my two rats. He looks like he had a wonderful life. 
If you're going to try one presidential failson then you have to try them all!
Strong finalist contenders for "Mr. & Mrs. Amerikkka".
He then turned to the historic question the Communist movement has always asked, “What, then, is to be done?”
Jfc, Lenin would run roughshod on these clowns. 
Nobody has or will ever make a billion dollars like that. You live in a straw house built of all the straw men you deliver online, you straw-filled doofus.
He's also irl one of those liberal Catholics like Tim Kaine or Biden.
The whole state can be Gay Days at Disney World all the time.
It is 1994 and Rob Schneider is not funny.
It is 2024 and Rob Schneider is not funny.
It is 2004 and Rob Schneider is not funny.
Socialist Red Guardsman believes he is the revolution, and has frequently broken his back to ensure that his teammates toe the party line with his endless rants and lectures.
Vice City was peak GTA experience. Just driving around wrecking shit all set to a killer radio soundtrack.
