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‘HOT MESSIAH’ [OC] (for the hot summer days)
  • And drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane? 😉

  • How heterosexual couples met in the US
  • Hmmm…. 🤔

  • NSFW
    ‘REAR VIEW MIRROR’ [OC] (mildly NSFW 3 ✴ Ɛ)
  • There’s a hole lot to learn in this world. 😉

  • NSFW
    ‘REAR VIEW MIRROR’ [OC] (mildly NSFW 3 ✴ Ɛ)
  • And 3 of those are cloacas. ☝️🤓

  • NSFW
    ‘REAR VIEW MIRROR’ [OC] (mildly NSFW 3 ✴ Ɛ)
  • Yes. I had to do it. 😅

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • Oh…. Crap. 😕

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • I’ll let wikipedia do all the smart talkin’. I barely understand it myself. 😅

    But isn’t it cute that a cat plays with a laser pointer in a fancy quantum mechanical experiment? 😍

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • Taking matters into its own paws.

    ”I ain’t going back in the box, you hear!”

  • ‘FUN WITH LASERS’ [OC]
  • I did. I hope I got it right. 😊

  • Big Surprise
  • 😎
    👉👉

  • Big Surprise
  • “Oh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!”

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Would you believe it stands for acre-foot? ☝️🤓

    The acre-foot is a non-SI unit of volume equal to about 1,233 m3 commonly used in the United States in reference to large-scale water resources, such as reservoirsaqueductscanalssewer flow capacity, irrigation water,[1] and river flows.

    Haha. No, I looked this up just 2 minutes ago, but what a coincidence, huh? 🤣

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Thank you. 😊
    TBH, I like comics that don’t pack all of the fun in the last panel. They’re harder to write though, so I don’t make them that often.

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]
  • Thanks. ☺️
    Actually, Hit-or-Miss was my nickname in highschool. Some liked it, some didn’t. 😉

  • ‘H₂O, YOU KNOW’ [OC]

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/16280316

    > Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

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    ‘FLAT EARTH’ [OC]
  • 😁

  • ‘FLAT EARTH’ [OC]
  • So what you’re saying is that flat earth guy in my comic is a bit misinformed? 🙃

  • ‘FLAT EARTH’ [OC]

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/16061222

    > The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

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    ‘FLAT EARTH’ [OC]

    The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

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    ‘NEED TO CHILL’ [OC]

    Okay, I'll admit it! Sometimes I do make a wholesome(ish) comic, but that only happens, like, once a year or something. The rest of the year is all piss, farts, terrible puns and naughty stuff. So there.......

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    Got a light? [Toonhole Chris]
  • Ha. It’s HIS time to shine. 🤩

  • 4 year anniversary + my poorly received first comic [OC]
  • Oh, wait. My bad. I looked a little harder and he DOES post his own stuff…. and so does a bunch of other people.

    Well. As long as they credit the creator it’s all fine, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

  • 4 year anniversary + my poorly received first comic [OC]
  • I’ve seen his comics here, but I’m quite sure Greg doesn’t post them himself.

  • 4 year anniversary + my poorly received first comic [OC]
  • Thanks, bud. 🫵😎👍

  • 4 year anniversary + my poorly received first comic [OC]

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/15257613

    > Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.      > > For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)     > > Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon\_landing\_conspiracy\_theories#Origins

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    4 year anniversary + my poorly received first comic [OC]

    Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.

    For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)

    Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon\_landing\_conspiracy\_theories#Origins

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #57’ [OC]

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/14686608

    > Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #57’ [OC]

    Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

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