Just buy one at the hardware store. They're usually programmable.

Clap back always reminds me of butt cheeks clapping together.

When is the iron maiden toy coming out?

So he's jerking off with the other hand?

Either way, it would have been tiny and malformed.

Troll.

Write in paragraphs. Wall of text.

McClownell.

Thank God.

One fewer trunt.

Just put a period after "consequences" and you've trumpledouchkin's out look on life.

Sounds like you're not in the U.S.

The spac IPO took place a couple years ago.

You're talking about the de-spac, when the two companies merge and DW becomes public.

Fuck McClownell.

If he thinks five grand is a big hospital bill, he's not living in the real world.

Trash.

"freshly dig" ?

Doctor. Could be tinnitus.

Oh. It's Texas.

Nice pimp shoes. How appropriate.

Deciding not to have kids is a reasonable decision. Often having them is not a decision at all.

I have two in their early thirties. It required a lot of work back in the day. I can totally understand why someone would not want to do it.

Live your life the best way possible for you.