I felt the good Mister Waltz would need a vizier, I mean, an assistant.

I would like to remind you, Mx. Bear, that I have all my lockphrases right here in this very trapper-keeper! No website downtime can stop GORKA! AHAHAHAHA!

eeeehhh, here and there, bits and pieces

i remember to log in when i remember to log in

always check the headlines, tho. you kids is pretty good at this game

:loop: Stardust, this is getting frustrating, just ask for help from your family party already

GORKA never left the left. I hang about it, like a specter -- for what could be more frightening, Ms. Hexbear? You claim to be the ghost of communism, haunting the world? Well I, GORKA, haunt the hantee. I am a spector two-fold --nay!-- a spector squared! Shall I rattle my chains at thee? Muahahahaha!!!

You rang?

Because I value your rivalry, Ms. Hexbear, I shall reveal one more detail:

I never specified our would-be vee-pee was living!

For while you debauched fiends of the left may have your "Juche Necromancy", 'tis but a child's parlor trick compared to the dark arts of...

The Dragon of Budapest!!!

Muahahahaha!