I would like to remind you, Mx. Bear, that I have all my lockphrases right here in this very trapper-keeper! No website downtime can stop GORKA! AHAHAHAHA!
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but seriously, look into password managers they're a lifesaver and make interfacing with the global computer network 60% more convenient. The upfront tedium of getting it set up is worth it.
eeeehhh, here and there, bits and pieces
i remember to log in when i remember to log in
always check the headlines, tho. you kids is pretty good at this game
:loop: Stardust, this is getting frustrating, just ask for help from your family party already
GORKA never left the left. I hang about it, like a specter -- for what could be more frightening, Ms. Hexbear? You claim to be the ghost of communism, haunting the world? Well I, GORKA, haunt the hantee. I am a spector two-fold --nay!-- a spector squared! Shall I rattle my chains at thee? Muahahahaha!!!
Because I value your rivalry, Ms. Hexbear, I shall reveal one more detail:
I never specified our would-be vee-pee was living!
For while you debauched fiends of the left may have your "Juche Necromancy", 'tis but a child's parlor trick compared to the dark arts of...
The Dragon of Budapest!!!
Muahahahaha!
I hope, in my absence, you have not forgotten me? Rest assured; I, GORKA, have not forgotten you. Perhaps, in your foolishness, you assumed I had forgotten my log-in credentials? Ha! I have them right here, in this very trapper keeper! Indeed, my so-called absence was a mere ruse, a charade. Like the proverbial fly upon the wall, I have been keenly observing you, biding my time, strategizing, preparing the decisive strike!!
Were I a lesser man, you would already be wallowing in sudden, unforseen defeat! Bah! What sort of challenge would that be? What use is playing ahead when you have already won? No, I, GORKA, crave nothing less the crucible of rivalry. To test my intellect and wits against a worthy opponent. There are none left in the sphere of the Washington Consensus that could pose a challenge to myself -- indeed, such is my success that none would even dare!
So I turn to you, Ms. Hexbear, for I see... not an equal, no. But the potential. Yes, indeed. Hone yourself, Ms. Bear, for a new game is afoot! You and your charming pastoral blog shall play its roll – that is, if you can rise to the occasion! For, when next we meet, it very well may be... to the death! MAHAHAHAHA!!!
Look to your horizon, Ms. Hexbear, and you will see; it has always been GORKA!!!!!
No affiliation should be drawn between myself and the traitorous imposter known as "Gorkalegion".