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So I had this seed for a joke...
  • Yes but they were wannabe Nazis that admired the Nazis in their school that weren't fucked with.

    Makes it all the more funnier that they also got inspiration from anti fascists. They just consumed without thought and did a funny just like the guy who missed. Violence is nonpartisan and we should really be measured when using it instead of going at things half cocked as the right is prone to do. Glory kmfdm war and slavery mix is another banger that delves into the delusion and mystique or mythology of America and how's it's all bs. Not super deep but it also has catchy beats n riffs n stuff.

    kmfdm glory (war and slavery mix) lyrics[just in case you want to have something to read along with or have a peek into what you're getting into] War and slavery Exploitation The common basis of a Western nation Official version A falsified story The truth lies burried in a shroud of glory Influential people arn't serving time for being involved in organized crime But stashed away in beautiful mansions Guess who provides for their generous pensions? Oppression Ignorance Censorship rule Education is more that what's taught in school Forced in a mold Held down by threats Decisions are made over our heads But there is a way to refuse and resist We don't need to be ruled with the iron fist We are the people We are strong Let's make up our minds and prove 'em wrong Religion and TV We're under the thumb Prone to believe 'cause we're already numb! Black man White man Yellow man Black man White man Rip the system

  • Post in this thread if you love america and trump and pose no threat to the usa and do not want to be arrested in november when he wins and starts rounding up communists.
  • Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don't enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.

  • "Violence doesn't belong in politics" they say
  • Watch him go for 635 more times just to flex, but they were all individuals with no training radicalized by the deep state and intentionally given bad advice; also the cop knew about the stunt he just needed to make visual confirmation on the mark to alert SS and have them waiting for engagement to proceed with Operation Savior.

  • Gotta hand it to them, they can be funny when they want to
  • goku-halal vegeta-pain vibes here, where he finally gains more empathy and resolve to finish the big bad and becomes a more complete version of himself to swelling music

    Over under for this being a come to Jesus moment vs believing this will reemphasize his own narcissistic god emperor complex. My money is on the ladder, FUCK! THE WIND JUST BLEW IT AWAY!!! FUCK! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

  • Pissing myself off thinking about a kind of gamer who refuses to use memory cards on "consumerist principles" and thus keeps restarting long games from the beginning each time instead of through them.
  • I have several moba accounts that I no longer have access to because I've had a broken phone or two. Or... Like 6? Uhhh... But yeah I've never linked the accounts so each time I'd re rank I'd start from ground zero and try and speed run to my current proven elo, 2 tiers before max elo. freeze-gamer s get mad at my wr% talk down to me say I get carried tito-laugh and unfortunately I'm also a freeze-gamer so sometimes I'll be petty and troll if I'm forced to play support /tank/ roamer. And then sometimes during draft they don't let me swap with them when they forced me to go first or jungle and all my counters get picked doomjak

    So yeah this post is basically me but due to my freeze-gamer ness when I guts-rageGuts screaming and later feel guts-pain[Guts theme Berserk] (https://youtu.be/yh59FEUOWxQ?si=1_ZuWD7*removed*hCwaIU)

    Edit hit the piece of paper to find an Easter egg I put in the emojis to try to hyperlink them. I wish I was better at this and a legendary power poster

  • What?
  • brump C'mon Jack we need to finish the job! Just so it's clear to fedposting, that this is an issue I feel very reach around the aisle about, here's a picture I secretly keep in my closet of my pragmatic messiah obama-drone. Disenfranchised tiedrich you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever and are our only hope

    Hex Bearers, channers, chapos.chatters, DO NOT do an adventure-time. Do be ready for doodoo to hit the fan doomjak

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    My president
  • HB>Just taking about it rustles my gibblets, rattles the snake, diddles the dangler, really maligns my meat, it puts the pussy on the chainwa- °F wait what? >What? °Malign?! > Yeah what about it? ° why would you want your meat maligned? > Oh I didn't know you were freaky like that, you're a real freak huh? °I...few seconds of stunned silence > anyways, really rubs me dry, solidifies the submissiveness voice trailing off FBI and CIA agents giving each other looks, all internally Calling out for Havana syndrome!(And or)? with varying degrees of emphasis and exasperation. End scene

  • Joe Biden: "Political violence is unheard of in this country!"
  • Would cane and duel each other back in the day. If we're running back the clock with regressivism, could we democratically elect two nominees that'll have to duel each other to the death? It'll be like the squid games but instead they'll just rough each other up during the primaries to get them ready for the big event

  • My fyp has been pretty good today

    Some recent bangers If you want to share a tiktok load the share URL in your browser first. Copy the resulting URL without the &_t= at the end.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmicmorra/photo/7391326071838248235

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theyfwmajora/video/7391294219190619434

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    The borderlands movie is gonna suck azz isn't it...

    It'll be fine for whoever hasn't played through the games but kinda seems like they hacked up the source material and shat into its dying carcass.

    Kevin Hart is playing Roland who's 5'11". Lilith is 22 being played by Cate Blanchette who's in her 50's. I guess Jamie Lee Curtis fits the aesthetic of Tannis but in the trailer doesn't exhibit the same mannerisms. And then claptrap is voiced by Jack Black but has a filter on to sound more like the goober anyways. Maybe it's the !gamer-gulag in me but I'm really thinking this is gonna suck. Like they could've gotten Terry Crews for Roland, Brandon Rogers for claptrap(just someone a little unhinged and funny as hell) , some youngish, mildly attractive white chick for Lilith, I guess krieg is fine just needs to be slightly slimmer, I guess the tiny tina is ok too but there's not enough energy imo. And the rest of the cast might work but there's nothing about them in the trailer. And it feels like they just used the characters like dolls for a script they came up with set in that universe. Like why not expand upon the lore either before we meet them on the bus, or in between 1 and 2 similar to the presequel, or between 2 and 3 (I never played the tell tale games... !side-eye-1 !side-eye-2 ) or just really anything else. They could've followed other wacky vault hunters on other planets and could've had them interact with the main cast of 1 2 and 3, depending on when they wanted to set the story. Idk it just seems like a lack of creativity in all departments involved in the making of the movie. I might pirate it tho just to see how bad it really is.

    It's just slop but it always happens to the Vidya Game movies. !whywhywhywhywhy what're y'all's take on it? Am I just !yells-at-cloud

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    For the American chapos

    Who are we voting for this election?

    Voting in a bourgeois democracy yada yada... But seriously if we all came together and went out to !vote, who'd it be? I saw joke responses for Markiplier that seemed to gain traction on tiktok the same day, other comments here and on YouTube proposed Jill Stein(or it was just yt and my mind is playing tricks). Asking because I had had a discussion with my roommate (the other roommate that isn't the LL) and he said something along the lines of if I don't vote I don't get to complain, which i don't agree with but understand the sentiment. That and we discussed more of an importance of local elections rather than national. And idk I'm not one for caring anymore. If things were better and more hopeful I'd try but teeth hurt and it's not getting better, hair is falling out, body is weak, diet is shit, youth is gone, and I've nothing to show for it. So I definitely don't care anymore and more than likely won't participate myself unless I really see some sort of movement even then I'd probably walk into traffic before voting again.

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    (CW homophobia) Can we mass report someone on yt shorts? And Or bully them in the comments? Or is that against da rules?

    Think it's just enragement bait but idk might be cool if he got removed from yt or at least gets clowned on to hell and back.

    Yeah looking through his other shorts, it's just hateful shit. Transphobia, body shaming, body count shaming, the works. Don't really care anymore. Shit like that needs to be stomped tf out. Go ham y'all but be smart, safe, and don't get ignorant/hateful. But by all means bully the shit outta him if you want.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/4JIwn5m50Eg -yt short in question.

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    Calling all power posters to help

    There's a lyric chain in Angel's post that we're retooling for Biden, please help, I don't wanna be cringe and be one of two people doing the whole thing.

    https://hexbear.net/post/2923981 !im-doing-my-part

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    So....

    I've got green beans with an expiration date of Dec 2021. You think these might still be good? Currently, at least to me, botulism could be a potential upside, but unfortunately doesn't seem to be dented or damaged.

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