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  • i could have figured out panpharmacon. diacatholicon sounds like that meeting they have to choose a new pope

  • all 3 syllable words start to sound the same once your iq gets low enough

  • you just gave me an idea for the worst stop motion picture i gotta run this by my director and maybe the entire nation of italy

  • i've seen his torso and there's no way that can handle the rigors of reentry

  • chess the rock opera or chess the board game also i would like this fanfic to star waluigi

  • you mean the bee movie script?

  • YOU WILL EAT THIS DOLE WHIP AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

  • '95... that was 486s but pre-pentium, right?

  • Kira, her head replaced

  • well the ymca gets upset if I do that kind of thing

  • I imagine that the boulder sisyphus pushes wouldn't roll downhill if the top of the hill weren't so slippery from zeus constantly blasting rope to waluigi hentai

  • i've always kind of wondered how many layers of vpn it would take for the government to say "oh fuck this i want some cheese instead" kind of like those phone tracing scenes in old shows.

  • i don't want to encourage bothering people in other instances, but getting banned from hexbear feels kind of like getting banned from thedonald. Not quite the badge of honor you'd hope. Like, cool and all but what were you doing there in the first place.

  • we get some damn good deli bacon. buy it like 20 pounds at a time when it goes on sale, toss it in the deep freeze in pound bags.

  • The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter Her universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in Her kingdom.

    ooo, I'm stealing that for my obituary

  • that night in the ED:
    "so you 'fell' on the paddle?"
    "shut up just get it out of there"