HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world Posts 5Comments 4,873Joined 2 yr. ago

I dropped my cylinder off the side of a mountain may I have another
What do Eratosthenes' proclivities have to do with astronomy
Coulda been a really sick chicken I guess
Yeah, it kinda seems like humanity wants to ride that tiger
Whys the heat gotta be high to have my pants off I got fuzzy blankets that feel good against my legs
Yes and no. There's always new ways to experience things. I just saw a great concert last night. I knew all the songs, but the presentation changed. People are always creating.
I'm not putting clean drinking water up my ass unless I'm gonna drink it later
They're pretty big shits
What if they come with blowing shit up? (we Statesians love our holidays)
I just decided your birthday is June 5, if you want to use it
Gesundheit
You have a divide by cucumber error. Reinstall your universe and exerting should sort itself out.
I mean the astrological holidays are just kinda there
you just reminded me i didn't buy last year's annual belt buckle, and I should have my belt buckle lady do this
favorite way to wake up, even if mine only stays there for like 30 seconds.
Glory forbids it
My aunt in the 90s said membership in the klan in Atlanta was as prevalent as membership in the boy scouts. I have little reason to doubt her.
Like, describing the dead zone on a controller? The deadzone range? I dunno I'm pulling it out of my ass, like most language is generated

Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?