“BBC Panorama should have told us immediately and not made it public because now it’s really embarrassing for us and it’s going to cost us money, er I mean it will be detrimental to the children; yes that’s it, won’t somebody think of the children? Basically their fault and not ours.

Oh and this was all just a big test, which you failed. Again, definitely not our fault.”

Nonsense.

Probably work if distance between front and rear axle was a standardised measurement, but since it isn’t this wouldn’t be very inaccurate.

Safety was their number one priority, which is why they used plenty of asbestos inside each machine.

Autoit was great. The documentation is good and it’s very accessible.

Here they label this as “New Recipe!”. As if they’re somehow doing us a favour.

Oh gee I wonder what inspired you to change the recipe 🤔

I always pronounce this as the Roman numeral; Twitter is now Ten. Just like those Ten Men films and Simon Cowell’s The Ten Factor.

Porn

Probably saved his life.

Cosmic!

What a great idea. Thanks for taking the time to share it with us :-)

Somebody should send this to Elon Musk.

I went to one of these wanky places in London and had to use my phone light to illuminate the menu sufficiently so I could see it, thanks to those shit light bulbs they insist on hanging everywhere. There are dozens of them and yet they give off no light.. wtf is the point.

I had an identical experience with some other networks. It was some time ago, so difficult to recall fully, but I believe restarting my phone regularly was helpful. It may just have been that patience was required for the network side changes to be propagated, but the issue was resolved after one of those restarts.

Try tinyhome https://github.com/bderenzo/tinyhome

Throw a few bits of info into a csv, run a bash script and it produces a html file like this demo page https://lab.bdro.fr/tinyhome/

Sall has farted

This video was helpful and simple. It’s no longer any hassle. I later implemented the same using my own domain and cloudflare.

https://youtu.be/qlcVx-k-02E

London Underground themed. Where possible the station name somewhat reflects the purpose of the machine. Some names are shortened.

• Bank: NAS server
• Barbican: Jellyfin server
• Paddington: Pi-hole
• Piccadilly: Raspberry pi
• Heathrow: Proxy manager

Wireless access points named as DLR stations.

Network hardware named as Underground lines.

Station names can be chosen based on their zone to indicate physical location. Zone 1 in the house etc.