Biden unsure what time of day it is
Thanks for maintaining this list, love it
Top of the league, top of the league, we are top of the Premier league
Rashford, feel a bit harsh saying this, but any other hungry confident scorer would have finished that...
Edit: definitely feel bad about this comment. But not going to delete.
Martinez, just solid.
Let's go people!!!!!! Woop woop
Manchester United vs Fulham
Competition: Premier League | Date: 16th August
Kick off: 20:00 BST | Venue: Old Trafford
Referee: Rob Jones | TV: Sky Sports
Clickbait
That's what most sensible people on earth have been saying, but they have been labrelled as antisemites
But but
Antisemitism
Well eloquented, bravo
Not gonna lie folks, I'm still buzzing
Tories are cooking...whatever crap they can to appeal to their voter base.
That same voter base that voted Brexit because of some stupid dream they had that things were better in the past
Pulling at the same chords, tories appealing to the same delusion that sending the youth to the army... Jesus...right out of the lunatic right playbook
Stopped City winning the double ✅
Kicked Chelsea out of the Europa League ✅
Kicked Newcastle out of Europe ✅
Won more trophies than Arsenal’s best team in 20 years ✅
Ruined Klopp’s farewell season ✅
Bald fraud has done ok
Hahahahahahaha
Amazing
Nah mate, nothings even happened yet and they've stayed accusing half the galaxy of antisemitism
Always good to win!! And atleast we can put this miserable season behind us.
FA Cup next week... Let's go
Great finish by Hojlund. Great demonstration of using two feet.
Bisaka running the ball back 30 yards.... Somethings never change. We are just about hanging in here.
Brighton vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 19th May
Kick off: 16:00 BST | Venue: AMEX Stadium
Referee: Craig Pawson | TV: n/a
Manchester United vs Arsenal
Competition: Premier League | Date: 12th May
Kick off: 16:30 BST | Venue: Old Trafford
Referee: Paul Tierney | TV: Sky Sports
Crystal Palace vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 6rh May
Kick off: 20:00 BST | Venue: Selhurst Park
Referee: Jared Gillett | TV: Sky Sports
Manchester United vs Burnley
Competition: Premier League | Date: 27th April
Kick off: 15:00 BST | Venue: Old Trafford
Referee: John Brooks | TV: n/a
Bournemouth vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 13th April
Kick off: 17:30 BST | Venue: Vitality Stadium
Referee: Tony Harrington | TV: Sky Sports
The cost of living, cold weather and a surplus of holiday lets have hit rental property owners in both cities and the seaside
The cost of living, cold weather and a surplus of holiday lets have hit rental property owners in both cities and the seaside
Manchester United vs Liverpool
Competition: Premier League | Date: 7th April
Kick off: 15:30 BST | Venue: Old Trafford
Referee: Anthony Taylor | TV: Sky Sports
Chelsea vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 4th April
Kick off: 20:15 BST | Venue: Stamford Bridge
Referee: Jared Gillett | TV: TNT Sports
Brentford vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 30th March
Kick off: 20:00 GMT | Venue: Brentford Community Stadium
Referee: Simon Hooper | TV: Sky Sports
Form guide:
Brentford: L L L D L L | Home form: L D W L L D
United: W L W L W W | Away form: W W W W W L
Manchester United vs Liverpool
Competition: FA Cup Quarter Final | Date: 17th March
Kick off: 15:30 GMT | Venue: Old Trafford
Referee: John Brooks | TV: ITV1
Manchester City vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 3rd March Kick off: 15:30 GMT | Venue: Etihad Stadium Referee: Andrew Madeley | TV: Sky Sports
Competition: Premier League | Date: 18th February
Kick off: 16:30 GMT | Venue: Kenilworth Road
Referee: David Coote | TV: Sky Sports
Team News:
Possible starting XI:
------------Onana----------
-Lindelof-Varane-Maguire-Dalot-
-----------Casemiro---------
---Fernandes--------Mainoo---
--Garnacho-Hojlund-Rashford--
- Luke Shaw is a massive doubt after being subbed off vs Villa, ETH said he was racing to get fit for this game
- Aaron Wan Bissaka suffered a further injury that will keep him out for a few more weeks.
- Mason Mount and Tyrell Malacia are still 'weeks' away from returning
- Anthony Martial and Lisandro Martinez remain long-term absentees. Injuries/Suspensions:
Form guide:
Luton: D W W W D L | Home form: L W L D W L
United: W D W W W W | Away form: L L W W W W
Artificial-intelligence aide handles email, meetings and other things, but its price and limited use have some skeptical
Microsoft’s new artificial-intelligence assistant for its bestselling software has been in the hands of testers for more than six months and their reviews are in: useful, but often doesn’t live up to its price.
The company is hoping for one of its biggest hits in decades with Copilot for Microsoft 365, an AI upgrade that plugs into Word, Outlook and Teams. It uses the same technology as OpenAI’s ChatGPT and can summarize emails, generate text and create documents based on natural language prompts.
Companies involved in testing say their employees have been clamoring to test the tool—at least initially. So far, the shortcomings with software including Excel and PowerPoint and its tendency to make mistakes have given some testers pause about whether, at $30 a head per month, it is worth the price
Nottingham Forest vs Manchester United
Competition: Premier League | Date: 30th December
Kick off: 17:30 GMT | Venue: City Ground
Referee: Tim Robinson | TV: Sky Sports
Venue: Old Trafford
LINE-UPS
Manchester United
André Onana, Raphaël Varane, Jonny Evans, Diogo Dalot, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Bruno Fernandes, Christian Eriksen, Kobbie Mainoo, Rasmus Højlund, Alejandro Garnacho, Marcus Rashford.
Subs: Daniel Gore, Willy Kambwala, Antony , Altay Bayindir, Donny van de Beek, Scott McTominay, Facundo Pellistri, Sergio Reguilón, Hannibal Mejbri.
Aston Villa
Emiliano Martínez, Clément Lenglet, Diego Carlos, Lucas Digne, Ezri Konsa, John McGinn, Douglas Luiz, Leander Dendoncker, Ollie Watkins, Jacob Ramsey, Leon Bailey.
Subs: Sam Proctor, Moussa Diaby, Filip Marshall, Tim Iroegbunam, Álex Moreno, Calum Chambers, Jhon Durán, Nicolò Zaniolo, Pau Torres.
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Bids are also encouraged for Raphaël Varane, Anthony Martial and Donny van de Beek with Erik ten Hag needing to generate funds before strengthening
Manchester United are open to offers for Casemiro, Raphaël Varane, Jadon Sancho, Anthony Martial and Donny van de Beek in January, though Erik ten Hag will not countenance any sale if it weakens his squad.
Director of group behind ceasefire marches says he believes police are under ‘immense pressure’ after remarks by politicians
Wasn't planning on going, but am now seriously considering it. Why is Cruella getting involved.
I don't know anyone who doesn't have sympathy for the Israelis that were impacted by the Hamas attack, but 10k Palestinians killed in 30 days is more than all the civilian casualties in the Ukraine war todate.
Wanting an end to Palestinian deaths is not the same as supporting Hamas.