I mean I guess but I'm not too keen on the idea of needing a plate to tell me how much to eat.

Seriously though, who would look at these plates and say "omg I have to have those?"

That's why you set the alarm for relubrication.

And the alcohol lists never have prices which is a clear indication that they know they are asking too much money.

These are the ones to live by

I will just walk away without saying a word. I don't have patience for people that are completely oblivious that they are annoying or wasting my time.

Kids will start using their pillow case

Correction, they want equal religious rights for everyone

Aaaayyyyyyyy

On god

I ask people things because I've calculated the efficiency between asking and looking it up and if I can ask you something and get a quicker answer and the probability that the answer is accurate enough, that's what I'll do.

Imagine being an adult and thinking this is an acceptable thing to do. Why are there so many shitheads in the world?

I like the John Wick movies but the more they make, the shittier the franchise will become.

What's up dog?

It's been on my list for years, never bit the bullet.

Everyone has shit stains on their underwear, that's what is there for, to keep shit from getting on your pants. Don't be ashamed.

You're welcome

That 5 second clip is the ad and then it plays the rest of the trailer which is also the ad. They know post people will skip the ad so they have a short spot at the beginning as an attention grabber in hopes you won't skip.

The only thing I can think of is Estimated Time of Arrival.

Those are to get your attention if used as an ad because you can't skip within the first few seconds usually.