The greatest Hong Kong action movie that Hong Kong never made. Drive can easily hold its own against the best buddy comedies out there. A few more stills..
THERE AIN'T NO CRUISE CONTROL
A prototype enhanced human, on the run from Chinese-hired hit men, teams up with a dread-locked bystander, and the two of them try to elude their homicidal pursuers.
This being a b-movie directed by the late, great Roger Corman means two things. One, it has a cameo appearance by Dick Miller, and two, (a) scantily clad lady(s) also make an appearance..
Watch/download it on/from archive.org.
SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD STALKS A THING THAT IS...
An agent from a distant planet has been sent to earth to ship large quantities of blood to his world. He comes equipped with an interstellar matter transmitter, telepathic mind-control powers, and death-ray eyes. Because he is affected by a blood disease, he gains control of the town's physician and has him place a nurse at his disposal.
⚠️ SLEAZE AND BAD TASTE WARNING ⚠️
The final movie in the notorious grindhouse series. Dyanne Thorne returns as the titular Ilsa and she's more vicious than ever. You can watch (or download) the entire series for free on/from archive.org. A few more stills..
WHEN SHE BARES HER CLAWS.. YOU'LL CRINGE WITH FEAR!
Siberia, 1953, Ilsa is the commandant of Gulag 14, where she tortures and kills Soviet political prisoners. Her reign of terror comes to an end when the prisoners rebel upon hearing the news of Josef Stalin's death.
Montreal, 1977. Andrei Chikorin, a former prisoner at Gulag 14, accompanies a Russian sports team as their coach. The players ask for a night off and Chikorin accompanies them to a brothel. Once there, he is shocked to find out that the brothel's madam is none other than Ilsa, who is now in the process of forcibly taking over the operations of the local Mafia.
If you're checking out the Josh Becker shorts, don't forget to watch this full length of his as well:
Thou Shalt Not Kill.. Except (aka Striker's War) (1985)
An army unit on patrol in Vietnam is ambushed and most of the unit is killed. The survivors are given leave to return Stateside and see their families. They decide to visit one of their buddies who had been wounded in the ambush. When they arrive in his town, they run up against a killer cult led by a murderous psychopath.
It's a schlocky Vietnam-vets-vs-evil-hippies movie and Sam Raimi plays the evil hippie cult leader (in a hilariously over the top fashion). It can be found on ok dot ru. :)
Growing up, I used to frequent the local video rental store as well, so I know what it's like to be captivated by all the amazing artwork on the VHS boxes. I'm glad these posts manage to bring you back to that time and place.
It's really my pleasure sharing these movies. They deserve to be viewed by more people. :)
A fun slasher flick directed by Scott Spiegel and written by him and Lawrence Bender. These guys are buddies with the Raimi brothers and Bruce Campbell, and indeed they all appear in this movie. Intruder can be found on archive.org. A few more stills..
HE'S JUST CRAZY 'BOUT THIS STORE!
The overnight stock crew of a local supermarket find themselves being stalked and slashed by a mysterious maniac.
A Japanese-American co-production directed by the man who would go on to make the supremely awesome Battle Royale. Watch it for free on (or download it from) archive.org. A few more stills..
THE GREEN SLIME ARE COMING!
After destroying a giant asteroid heading towards Earth, a group of scientists unknowingly bring back a strange green substance that soon mutates into a monster.
Aka Scanners 4. This direct-to-video flick has a bit of everything: science fiction, action and horror. Watch it for free on YouTube (piped link).
IMAGINE A COP WHO CAN READ YOUR MIND... THEN BLOW IT AWAY.
Rookie cop Sam Staziak has a unique gift: he is a Scanner, which gives him the power to read the thoughts of others, and also to inflict great bodily harm. When a mad scientist begins using mind control to murder police officers, Sam realizes that only he and his unique gift can put an end to the mayhem.
An episodic proto-slasher that used to be a 42nd Street staple. The full movie can be found on YouTube (piped link). A few more stills..
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD! HE WAS THEIR JUDGE.. JURY.. AND EXECUTIONER!
A depraved religious fanatic sets out to punish all the "immoral" women who have posed for the center-fold of a men's magazine.
Agreed, very rude! A case can be made for him being the MVP.
*The real Bruce Lee doesn't actually destroy his clones in a death fight
Brucesploitation brainmelt of the highest order. Don't try to make sense of it, just let it wash over you. Watch it on (or download it from) archive.org. A few more stills..
THE FURY OF LEE TIMES THREE!
A brilliant professor gathers cells from the late Bruce Lee and creates three clones, who are trained in martial arts and sent out to fight crime.
Damn those regional restrictions! :( Thanks for the Invidious link though! 🐐🙌🏻
A highly imaginative horror comedy from Don Coscarelli, the creator of The Beastmaster and Phantasm. You can find it on YouTube. A few more stills..
JUST SO YOU KNOW... THEY'RE SORRY FOR ANYTHING THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN
A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return no longer human. Can two college drop-outs save humanity from this silent, otherworldly invasion?
The Giant Claw is fun to watch with friends on a bad movie night: a pizza, a couple of beers, and an atrocious looking antimatter bird. 🦅
A schlocky B-movie from Jack Arnold, the director of Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Incredible Shrinking Man and It Came From Outer Space. A few more stills..
CO-ED BEAUTY CAPTIVE OF MAN-MONSTER! CAMPUS TERROR! STUDENTS VICTIMS OF TERROR-BEAST!
The blood of a primitive fish exposed to gamma rays causes a benign research professor to regress to an ape-like, bloodthirsty Neanderthal man.
A fun action movie from Sam Firstenberg, the director of Ninja III: The Domination. A few more stills..
A senator is targeted by the Pentangle, a right wing paramilitary group. His pal, a former CIA agent and martial artist, tries to help him. The group kidnaps the agent's sister and tries to hunt him down, "The Most Dangerous Game" style.
Another fun grindhouse movie, starring the always wonderful Candice Rialson (of previous /c/bmoviebonanza entries Chatterbox! and Hollywood Boulevard.) A few more stills..
RARE AND DANGEROUS SPECIES..
A naive, but brash (and sultry) teenage runaway finds herself lost and adrift in America. The lovely young lass runs afoul of a colorful array of evil oddballs who all treat her like an object.
Way more charming than the Will Smith version in my opinion, and that's because of Vincent Price of course. A few more stills..
DO YOU DARE IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE.. THE LAST MAN ON EARTH.. OR THE LAST WOMAN.
Dr. Robert Morgan miraculously survives a horrific plague that kills nearly everyone on the planet. Unfortunately, the deceased do not stay in their graves and haunt the last few survivors.
THERE'S TWO KINDS OF FOLKS IN THE TOWN OF PURGATORY. VAMPIRES AND LUNCH.
Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sun cream to protect themselves during the day. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.
THE SUPREME EXCITEMENT OF OUR TIME!
Scientist Cal Meacham solves a mysterious puzzle that allows him access to a highly secretive program - led by the mysterious Exeter - that has assembled the world's greatest scientific minds in an attempt to quickly learn how to generate and store nuclear power. But with the help of his colleagues, Meacham soon discovers that his host is not who he claims to be.
SHE FOUND FULFILLMENT IN THE JUNGLE... WITH THE APE THAT WALKED LIKE A MAN!
Susan Jamison takes a group of men into the jungles of Kenya to look for her lost husband, but instead finds a tribe of caveman-looking "Near-Men" who all seem terribly attracted to her beautiful blond hair.
Bernard is born with an extraordinary ear for music and becomes a classical musical conductor. One day, while on stage, he is struck by vivid hallucinations that cause him to see strange and mysterious characters. Among them, Bernard comes into contact with the head of a Saint Bernard dog, a priest and a girl named Miss Roadkill.
Landera, an extraterrestrial freedom fighter, comes to Earth for the power source she needs to fight an intergalactic villain.
Hal is proud of his white Chevrolet Sting Ray. After going on a date with his 18-year old girlfriend, they are attacked by a bunch of Nazi-bikers. The bikers beat them and rape the girl. Later, Hal calls a friend of his, a martial arts teacher, for help. The same night, the teacher and his students attack the bikers and castrate their leader. Now, a cycle of vengeance has begun..
SHE'S THE MEANEST CHICK IN TOWN!
A voluptuous vigilante takes a job as a high-class prostitute to get revenge on the mobsters who murdered her boyfriend.
A Dutchie with an interest in opensource software, weird/bad movies and alternative music.