I need to send this to a colleague right now.

Fix your sleep. I am tired of people like this. I have a Forrest Gump like colleague who calls me at 9pm asking me about a meeting we had at 9am (he was there and said yes to everything)

Let's have 5 of these on a row during the most productive hours of the day between 8 and 12. Then have lunch were we share hilarious anecdotes and after that we feel too bleh to do our job. We will just sit around the office and talk more bull shit and then go home. Too bad we told Mrs x we will do y, who cares?

Sounds perfect doesn't it.

Are there still some left, just asking...?

The visualization is strange for this because the hour glass implies that the is a finite number of humans that can live but at the same time it is refilled from the top continously.

What happens in a billion years will it overflow?

Am I the only one with this problem?

That's how it's called now?

Sriracha not in there is criminal.

Yes or any kind of curry powder, the looks you get are part of the experience.

True I started fitness in college and was very thin in school. Someone who is 200% into anything tends to be a nerd.

This is exactly how us Chads are, yes.

The drunk uncles are giving statements again.

How is this possible don't they have to keep them anonymous?

Any day now, I am living every day as if it is my last. 😉

Whats on your bucket list? Should people just have orgies before our inevitable annihilation? I haven't formed an opinion yet.

Great now you are making people slightly horny with your bs

Maybe a disclaimer ahead: it's absolutely atrocious what Israel is doing in Gaza. Leveling it and probably filling it with Jews when rebuilding it. The whole thing is a 911 like overreaction and I do not support any of it.

Does not matter what some court says it is or not. That piece of land will most likely be ethnically cleansed.

At the same time saying Israel has no right to exist can mean many things from not in it's current form to all Jews in the sea. That's the problem with dumbass slogans like this.

Since you like apartheid comparisons. Do the whites in south Africa have a right to exist? I would say yes.

Its a question of coexistence and how that is going to look like.

But hey nice radical and easy solution to a complex problem. Kudos for going the extra mile cognitively!

Same as high school but fancier?

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

I think your fear is justified. Gaben needs a personal trainer

Go to the Russian military, they will love a she/they like you there.