Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world 帖子 137评论 6,522加入于 10 mo. ago
No no no.....you got it all wrong! Nobody has any rights, corndogs are the only food, and only infant babies are allowed to be mothers.
you’re freely giving your login credentials to a random server, which we as a society decided was a bad idea.
Hey! I never agreed to that! I love playing fast and loose with internet security. You KNOW this about me! And I'll stop giving my super secure password of Password1 to insecure servers when my heart stops beating.
Why not have the default be random, and if you don't like the one given, you can randomize again or type your own.
You want to know if NINTENDO is releasing the NINTENDO 64 version, or the Playstation version on the NINTENDO SWITCH Online service.
Hmmm. Who's to say....
That is EXACTLY what happened. And whats worse is there are people on Lemmy, who left before that started, who say things like "nobody is banned for nothing. You probably deserved it."
And yet I've had countless encounters who seemingly fit the same criteria.
Long time regular user, didn't buy the reddit IPO, many were offered but not all. Then one day, permanently suspended and all appeals fail. Most instantly, but none so far taking longer than a day.
Shit. I think I beat you without even knowing the game exists. It's called being broke.
Orrrrrrrr, and hear me out......you decided to do AI banning, where bots ban humans, with no human oversight, and you assume that somehow the humans will flock to this platform that becomes increasingly hostile towards it's users.
Then you sit back and wonder why you're not growing.
Humans like staying where they're appriciated. You're showing that you appriciate money over humans. Now you blame google. I'm not one usually to root for google, but I hope they pimp slap spez across his stupid little face.
No it's not. It's the butthole. There's nothing but shit in it!
Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.
Uuugggghhhhhhh........STOP BEING RIGHT!!!! Look, I want to argue what you're saying, but factually it is correct.
I just don't WANT it to be right.
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It's week 3. Out of 208.
........super mario? Is that you? Or santa claus. I can't tell.
See, this is satire....because it's NOT a threat. He does stupid shit all the time!
I mean really, how the fuck do you bankrupt ONE casino, let alone THREE??? THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS!!! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP SO BADLY???
sigh
This is the cutting wit I should be laughing at.....but life is too depressing.
Here's the problem with Bernie Sanders.
Everything he says is rational, and makes sense, and is based in fact and logic. The problem is, we've moved past that. If the DNC would have run sanders in 2016, I have a feeling we'd all be laughing at that time trump won the GOP nomination.
But......history is what it is, and trump has moved us into crazy territory.
Nothing you say now without some absurd viewpoint, with a foundation lacking logic will just fall on deaf ears.
We don't want to hear about stableizing healthcare. We want to hear about space ships doing nascar races through the galaxy to fund the ecconomy. We want to hear about taking over other countries and renaming them faux patriotic names. We want to hear about how china is our biggest enemy in the universe.....so we're going to do absolutely nothing about it besides engage in trade agreements that benefit both sides.
We're ready to see if Boston Robotics has human robots that have free will and can be programmed to be ticklish. And then spend all day tickling them tied up against their will.
This is the 2025 we're living in. We VOTED FOR this. Not some technicality. Full on popular vote voted for the world we got and will get for the next 4 years, after already having a 4 year taste before. We elected an old guy with a dementia just to get away from this guy.....and ran right back to him.
I fully expect him to run for 3rd term. Yes, I know about the 2 term limit. Have you not been paying attention? We don't live in a world of facts and rules. We live in absurdity where everything goes! Go pee on your neighbor! Nobody gives a shit! Blame drew carry! Everythings made up and the points don't matter.
Many of my exs were fat when I met them.
Trump? Doing illegal things??? Shocked! I am shocked! Yes, that's the word. No other word describes my feelings on this! Shocked I say!!!
........not that shocked actually.
This should be an ad for untitled goose game.
Step 1: get young actress with big boobs who wants her next big break to wear a bikini with their logo to jump on a trampoline to shoot a commercial to be shown at the superbowl.
There is no step 2. This is how easy marketing is. Take a logo, slap it on some young tits, have them bounce. People remember your brand now!
I mean......that's kind of the point.