Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world Posts 137Comments 6,522Joined 10 mo. ago
We need to define rich. To me, 14 million is rich.
Right now, Bill Burr could buy a house, cash, buy solar power for that whole house. And buy a new car every 5 years.
Then just sit at home, and not do shit. Ever.
I can't do that. Nobody I know can do that.
Bernie Sanders is out there talking about eating the rich.......he always convienently leaves out that HE HIMSELF is rich.
I'm never sure if that's meant to say like "Yeah, I'LL pay my fair share if we get all the other rich people to do it too".
Or if it's meant to be something that sounds good on a soundbyte that makes you angry at the rich......while you're not supposed to know HE'S rich.
I never know what to take that context as.
Did anyone else think the final frame was going to be the hobo having already died, since they took so long discussing WHY giving him the bread was the right thing to do, that they never actually GAVE him the bread?
Oooooh. Yeah, no. I don't see it. I think this Britt looks more like Tina Fey TRYING to do a bad impression of a political figure. Not any certain one. Just.....just a generic political woman with a stupid face.
Whereas Riley Reed's face isn't stupid at all. It's hot as hell.
No no, I'm firmiliar with her work.....I'm just confused by why you bring her up in this story.
Ack! He grabs me by the bush??? Bad touch! Bad touch!
Only 4 inches, eh?
Well....former Cleveland Browns quarterback Tim Couch may not still play, but I imagine he's probably still a pretty beefy boy. Probably shouldn't kick him.
Edit: realized I never actually typed his name, which is the whole basis for the joke. Without the name my reply makes NO sense...
.......I'm out of the loop here. Elaborate on "stupid shit".
I feel like there's some article here I'm not seeing here.
Pez never went anywhere. The thing is though, I just looked at my pez the other week. The ones still on sale (as of a few months ago when I bought these) contain red dye #3.
That shit'll give ya cancer.
So those pez will just never be opened.
Why are people downvoting you?
I must have missed Mama. I know the rest. Kinda weird that you didn't include tripod, angelfire, or talk city. Or message boards. I mean, Lemmy and reddit are essentially just message boards on steroids, but there used to be ACTUAL message boards.
Ah yes. A userbase of 45 global users, all of whom are argueing over linux distros, and none of them will speak one word when a woman walks into the room.
Ok, here's how it works. You and me, we're going to care for each other, and be there for each other, and support each others dreams, and hug each other, and have wild kinky sex!
What? You too are also male?
disappears into the bush homer simpson style
.......wait, that bush thing could be taken out of context.....
GETTING worse? No. They hit rock bottom like 5 years ago. You're just NOW figuring this out???
Well
I mean.......yes?
Oh no. Imagine trying to use a map app, and you have to go to the gps coordinates of the maps location, in order to solve the geocaptcha.
It sounds stupid, but thats exactly why someone will do this. We live in the dumbest timeline.
Headline is accurate.
Historically speaking, SOMEONE has had to have licked the mona lisa. They may not still be alive, but somebody has experienced that art with their taste buds.