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Whoa, mama!

  • Lol, he was a push-over, though.

    He would go 'hey pretty momma' and then take a tumble because the pretty momma knew martial arts.

    He could deal with a 'no', too and move along.

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    My pug singing me the song of his people.

  • I apologize. I don't even remember writing anything. I must've been drunk like an asshole.

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    My pug singing me the song of his people.

  • Why do I look like this? Why can't I breathe properly? Why are you mocking my pain?

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    May not be true but damn is it good

  • Here comes Stone Cold with the steel chair. Baw gawd!

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    One does not simply

  • One does not simply mor into walkdor.

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    in a galaxy slightly further away

  • I love Chewyorkie.

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    Kramert

  • It's not easy being green, Jerry.

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    Kling Of The Hill

  • I am pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

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    After Suicide Squad, James Gunn wants more Batman Arkhamverse games

  • As do I.

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    Tesla Recalls 2M Vehicles over Autopilot Software Issue

  • No way ... is what the auto pilot thinks.

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    Hungary's Orban takes hard line on Ukraine before EU summit

  • A hard line of coke.

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    Can you guess which persons description I used?

  • It's good old BJ, of course.

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  • Well, trucking is capitalized. So, I guess no.

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    The design is very human

  • Who doesn't like to porg every once in a while?

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    Lineage

  • Come on. I'm rulin' ovah hea!

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    Efforts to legalize cannabis to help Ukrainian veterans cope with trauma stymied by opposition in parliament

  • Medicate ... Medic aid ... I need a medic ... Wolfenstein Enemy Territory!

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    Microsoft Will Eventually Start Charging You for Windows 10 Security Updates

  • As well they should, hahaha. Only a putz won't update ... /s

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    Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

  • Well, a lot of people would suddenly find themselves with their pants down in public. So better put on clean underwear, people. The Timestopper is in town.

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  • Sounds like a good time.

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    Deaf

  • Lil' Jon approves. Gettin' loooow ...

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