Apparently, there were commercials in the 60s and 70s for the Ty-D-Bol (Tidy Bowl) toilet cleaner brand that has a little man floating about cleaning the toilet in a little boat.
From my interpretation, this is him and his family sitting in the bowl and someone coming to take a shit, hence the "full moon."
That was Revelations, which was written far after anyone who ever saw Jesus would have died, and describes Jesus' divine form. The only gospel that describes anything about him was about a transformation. "His face shown like the sun," but that is in Luke, so between 50 and 80 years after his purported death, and continued to be edited throughout the second century. So essentially it's all made up and none of it matters.
I literally said in my original comment that "Maybe it's just Texas." Which acknowledged my limited geographical experience. I was literally making a comment on my own personal experience, not a universal truth. Please read.
Yea, don't lecture me on my experience as a neurodivergent gay man in Texas. Even the more low key Christians still get heinous when you hold hands with your boyfriend.
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