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  • When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

    • Totally not Cave Johnson
  • /c/café daily chat thread for 4 January 2024
  • Feeling tired from having to wake up early in the morning to got to work, holiday mode still engaged.

    Was late for work yesterday and got food from a banned shop due to how spicy it is. Now I have sore throat T v T

    Edit: Grammar

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 11 December 2023
  • Pretty normal besides errands. I should really be… Oh look another one/two hour factorio challenge video!

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 24 November 2023
  • You’ve said it

    It’s freezing every morning for the last few days

    And I REFUSE TO WEAR SOCKS BECAUSE OF IT

    AM NOT TURNING INTO A HUMAN TEALA COIL EVERY MORNING WEARING THEM

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 16 November 2023
  • Say Hi to Captain Jack for me matey

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 15 November 2023
  • Waste of time to wage war. But I read about since it’s all over the news and what not.

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 8 November 2023
  • Usually parked my car in a mall basement within walking distance of where I work.

    That place flooded a few days ago... and am afraid of parking there since it rains pretty much every day now.

    Car pooled with relative working in the same building as I am because he can park directly at the office basement.

    Just overheard that from colleagues we might have to stay over after hours.

    Guess I'm grabbing home tonight... probably...

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 3 November 2023
  • Yo, been trying to get myself to start eating yogurt. Kept procrastinating on it XD

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 30 October 2023
  • +1 Kedah Man is real

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 30 October 2023
  • Time really sure does flies

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 30 October 2023
  • Oh flip, told myself to clean the oven. That was in Jan

    Guess that’s future next year me’s problem XD

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 27 October 2023
  • Le me doing load testing Test suite software needs firewall down Team thinks is Fine~ Boss giving me eagle eyes Time to polish my CV again for Xth time this year

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 22 October 2023
  • Fast traveled to Shah Alam

    Clear skies here with bits of dark clouds cruising by spouting rain threats

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  • Completed, pretty interesting.

    Spoiler for OP

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    I find it hilarious and entertaining while answering as there's easter egg rows questions and column swaps XD. Though I had a little too much coffee there for a minute XD

    Edit: formatting

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 20 October 2023
  • TGIF BABY!!! Also, been doing some lower back exercises. It still hurts but not from the exercise T v T

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 20 October 2023
  • Arh, break a leg. It's always darn meds things up XD.

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 19 October 2023
  • Everyone in the office is under the weather and took MCs. Me awkwardly trying not to be awkward around my boss because there’s no one around. Fails successfully not to be awkward XD.

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  • That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

    My denial is probably acting up again

    Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

  • /c/café daily chat thread for 17 October 2023
  • Woke up at 4am to the sound of rain. Turned my fan off and open the windows slightly. Damn, sleeping to the rain with a slight chill felt cozy.

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