...dangerous to be cycling on the roads because of the yank tanks mad cunts on the roads

Fixed it for you

"unseen and unknown....on their watch". Seems like they weren't watching on their watch then.

Well... Judging purely by the large "Vote No" posters either side of the gate into the polling station, I'm guessing solidly "No"

Two words....Prison Wallet.

I think there's a typo in that headline, the "cognitively impaired" part should go at the beginning.