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  • The original Jake was actually just a normal employee in the corporate office, when they decided to do the whole ad campaign with Jake they decided to use a professional actor. They told us (previously worked for them) it was because "anybody and everybody can be Jake." Giant eye roll

  • I hate molasses kisses
  • I don't know which would be worse - the fact that you had this on deck ready to go for just such an occasion as this, or that you went out of your way to custom-make this. Either way, absolute power move

  • The beatings will continue until every day is black friday
  • Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

  • Get good.
  • I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we're referring to her even if we just say 'her,' 'it,' or 'the hound.' She even learned that any time we spell a word it's related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

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    Belly Time!
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    Kitty!

    My cat Chiquito, he just lays around like this.

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