Don't forget about the fig tree he withered because he was hangry, but figs were out of season (Mark 11:12-21). This was on his way to flip tables and crack whips on the merchants.

This sounds like a lot of hypothetical situations strung together to sound reasonable. Inflate (or make up, or exaggerate) examples to make your stance seem more credible. If there are concrete examples of this I will gladly retract, but in what children specific library is a book about blowing a strap-on being pushed?