As we used to say when I was a little kid: "Zero the hero, first the worst."

It's popular in Canada, too, but we are basically the US.

I think the difference between jam and jelly is how much pectin is in it, or one has chunks of fruit and the other doesn't? I don't really know. I don't like either of them.

Me neither. I just can't get over it being a giant bug.

I downvote by accident all the time, and I'm sure other people do, too. I undo it when I notice, but how often do I (or anyone else) just not notice?

People really need more hobbies. I love spending time with my husband but I can't imagine not being able to entertain myself. I could happily go weeks without talking to another person, just doing my million different hobbies.

I remember when Michael Jackson died. Can I be old now too?

The car drop off lines they have in America look like pure torture. I don't understand. Does America not have school buses anymore?

Edit: I'm also Canadian and we have school buses where I am. I don't think we have the same car lines I've heard about in the U.S.

Doesn't it basically turn you into a zombie temprorarily or something like that?

No

You aren't missing anything.

Lofi covers of video game music. Mostly Zelda, because I am a dork.

My personal conspiracy is that the American government refuses to actually do anything about school shootings because they want you guys to stop sending your kids to public school.

I'm not sure about where you live but you might be able to buy a carton of only egg whites instead. They don't work perfectly for every recipe but I've had more good experiences with them than not.

There are different kinds of pollinators. Some bees are what is called buzz pollinators, and they are the best pollinators for a whole bunch of different plants. These bees are struggling, partially because we have too many honey bees who are out-competing them.

Wait, what? You guys are paying all that for insurance and it doesn't always include dental? Like the main reason I wanted to be on health insurance here in Canada was for dental and prescriptions. I've been on some of the crappiest insurance plans here and they all include dental.

I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

Idk looks good to me

I just say no and shut the door. I don't say it rudely but I also don't wait for a response. It's really not that hard?

Every time I lose my patience and yell at my children, which is way too often.

To any one else who may be considering doing this: please don't. Nobody with the power to actually do anything cares if you die. You can't help anyone when you're dead.