Lather first

Also, a lifehack: if you have body hair, you can lather soap onto your hands and then just move them through your body hair

This allows you to generate tons of soap foam with which you can wash EVERYTHING

Pretty much any other cloud, OneDrive can do all that docs stuff if you need it.

Pro solution: buy a NAS, many of them do have online office suites (like, for example, Synology), and stop depending on the cloud in the first place.

DRMs have the potential to prevent any sort of tampering, including not loading content from certain domains, like Pi-Hole does.