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Donald Sutherland Dies: Revered Actor In ‘Klute’, ‘Ordinary People’, ‘Hunger Games’ & Scores Of Others Was 88
  • Definitely an anti-social type. Woof woof woof woof! That's my other dog imitation.

  • Kremlin bots spam internet with fake celebrity quotes against Ukraine
  • These damn bots are out of control lol

    "I've met Putin, what a guy, some say he's the second-best guy. I don't know, what I do know is I am the best guy. People say Mr. President you're the best guy, no guys better just the best of the best they say. I told Poots, that's what I call him Poots it's like a pet name, he calls me cyka, which means friend in Russian because we are best friends some say the only true friends because we are such good friends. Anyway, he gets a bad rap poots, he just wants to stop the nazis and help Russians stuck in Ukraine by the criminal Biden crime family. Crooked Hillary won't let Russia grow, they need to grow. Nazis, Hillarys, maybe even a few Obamas that's Ukraine. Obama is trying to stop Russia, I said you can't do that, they can't do that. Let's help Poots stop the crooked Clintons and bring back Taco Tuesdays, you remember Taco Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, before Obama outlawed it we used to have tacos. I had big Macs because I am not Mexican, not a fan of beans. Putin says nazis took his beans to Ukraine, I don't know...maybe, some say it's true. Smart people say it, they say Mr. President we need to leave Ukraine and let Russia have it so they can grow and stop Hillary from sending Hunter over there to steal their beans." - Donald Trump

  • Trump Legal Team Pins Hopes on Hung Jury
  • If you are right I will donate $25 worth of Monopolowa to my stomach.

    Edit: convicted lol I donated the Monopolowa anyway skål or should I say dzięki or would it be prost fuck it cheers!

  • Trump revives false claim that Biden authorized ‘deadly force’ for Mar-a-Lago search
  • "There I was just eating breakfast, healthy 2 Big Macs and a diet coke, the best you know people always tell me, they tell me, Mr. President your breakfast choices are the healthiest, I say I don't know, I don't know. They use me probably use my breakfast as an example in their universities probably I don't know. Healthy, that's me, the healthiest just sitting there when the crooked FBI armed with a Biden death warrant stormed Mar A Lago and planted those documents I sold to Saudi Arabia. I said you can't do that, they can't do that, crooked Hillary and her lover Obama they have it out for me because I am so smart I figured out their plans. When I beat Obama in 2016 people said to me, people said Mr President you beat him, Hillary Smillary landslide. I got more votes than President Bartlet. You know that reminds me of when I met with little Kim, she was President of North Korea, some say best Korea, I don't know, I don't know. But little Kim told me Diddy is innocent. The crooked Biden crime family won't tell you that, no, they don't care about lil Kim so they stole the election from me."

  • Israeli airstrike in southern Gaza city of Rafah kills at least 9 Palestinians, including 6 children
  • 6 out of 9? Come on Isael those are rookie numbers. You have to target more hospitals and schools, really get in there, and root them out.

  • Amid catastrophic levels of acute food insecurity in Gaza, Israel still preventing access to life-saving supplies
  • It's a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those "subhuman animals" and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

    I fucking hate this timeline.

  • Ted Cruz, US senator mocked for flight to Cancún, seeks airport police escorts
  • Oh, Ted maybe if you weren't such a cowardly cunt people wouldn't hate you...

  • Russian FSB says US, UK and Ukraine behind Moscow attack
  • Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha...well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

  • Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton makes deal to end securities fraud charges weeks before trial
  • I am really hoping this is the rope this fucking coward uses to hang himself. He is a piece of shit scumbag and he will continue to do piece of shit scumbag shit.

  • Biden campaign tests Trump’s name-calling strategy with ‘Broke Don’
  • Poor little broke Donny no dough nary a dollar in sight he gonna cry into his my pillow tonight.

  • Exclusive: Texas AG Ken Paxton could see criminal charges dropped in deal with prosecutors
  • If the terms of the deal are we tar and feather that shit heal fuck faced bag of dicks and then ride him out of Texas on a rail I am good with it. He is a coward and trash.

  • An outmaneuvered Lauren Boebert will face more obstacles in 2024 elections
  • "You know, one day it would be nice if Ted Cruz gave me a handy for a change" - Lauren Boebert probably

  • An outmaneuvered Lauren Boebert will face more obstacles in 2024 elections
  • Oh no, no hate here. It's smart thinking to have a secondary skill set.

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