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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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Bought new fire extinguishers

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  • Ever since my family lost our VW Vanagon camper to an engine fire I keep one in my cars.

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  • That song was also originally written by the band SR-71.

    • I've honestly never quite realized up until now how utterly ridiculous it is that people (especially in the US) regularly demand that their food be chauffeured to them.

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  • Most restaurants around here just outsource that to DoorDash.

    And if you order for pickup they sometimes give your food to a random driver because it says “DoorDash” on the ticket

    • Why does stuff move in a parabola on earth but in an ellipse in space?

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  • It’s a parabola because the rest of the ellipse is in the ground.

    • I've honestly never quite realized up until now how utterly ridiculous it is that people (especially in the US) regularly demand that their food be chauffeured to them.

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  • Okay maybe not the 30 minute deadline but free delivery was awesome

    • the perfect spot to plant my ten year old bag of freeze dried survival seeds

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  • I’ve worked a small homestead before and miss it terribly.

    • the perfect spot to plant my ten year old bag of freeze dried survival seeds

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    • the perfect spot to plant my ten year old bag of freeze dried survival seeds

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  • Milking and threshing sound way more fun than yet another Zoom meeting.

    But I want more like 10 acres of arable land and 20-30 acres of forest.

    And I’d never do this in a suburb because the soil there is usually crap. They scrape the topsoil off and put back just enough to grow grass.

    • I've honestly never quite realized up until now how utterly ridiculous it is that people (especially in the US) regularly demand that their food be chauffeured to them.

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  • Back in the day they’d have free delivery and a free pizza if it took more than 30 minutes.

    • Opinion: Nobody wants to hang out on TV anymore

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  • More evidence of the death of the third space.

    Hell, since I work from home I don’t even have a second space.

    • Roblox CEO wants adults to use platform as a dating service - Dexerto

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  • Back when my kids were into Roblox they’d go on there with their friends for the express purpose of finding and reporting pedos.

    • Google Fonts has a font called "Manufacturing Consent"

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  • To me it looks like the font for a Nazi-era newspaper headline.

    Weird they all look the same, right?

    • The tariff-driven inflation that economists feared begins to emerge

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  • Not yet but once I get the money for a new downpipe I think that’ll fix it because my catalytic converter is probably broken since I had a bad misfire and some fuel got into it.

    • The hidden health risks of wood-burning and eco stoves in homes

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  • Open the windows when I’m lighting and refueling. Got it.

    I have a metal shop vac for cleaning mine, which might be a bit better than just shoveling it out. I’ll wear a mask.

    • Dee was wrong

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  • Is that PPLEDGE PPIN?!? ON YOUR UNIFORM!?!

    • Independent voters push Pennsylvania’s Supreme Court to end closed primaries

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  • Yes but if I don”t tell the state Commonwealth what my party affiliation is, I can’t vote in any primary. And even then only in one party’s

    • No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID

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  • I don’t press hard. If my ass is wet the TP shreds.

    Maybe I’m using inferior paper products.

    • The tariff-driven inflation that economists feared begins to emerge

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  • It’s just a mk6 GTI who’s acting up. I posted about it in a GTI community so if you check my post history you can read my tale

    • No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID

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  • Without water I can press a lot harder.

    Once the toilet paper gets wet it shreds like, well, wet toilet paper

    • US House speaker Mike Johnson calls for release of Epstein files amid backlash

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  • Perry famously will not meet with constituents who are no pre-vetted. He has sent me many, many “Fuck you I do what I want” letters in response to non-partisan messages I’ve sent him.

    The only people he cares about are MAGA. The dude helped plan Jan 6.

    And the worst part is that our Democratic challenger is a former Republican TV anchor.

    Because that is literally the best this area can do.

    Vote Blue No Matter Who™