literal fairy tale ending lmao

The second paragraph of explanation being bigger than the whole joke wraps back around to being hilarious.

Per week?? Do you think I'm made of time?

You know, I was wondering why this was posted to c/facepalm. Mystery solved!

The message of the comic strip is that democracy doesn't guarantee the best results.

Even if I don't vote to kill me, everyone else can vote to kill me.

I just want them to explain what they mean by that :3

I don't get the joke :(

Ah yes, stereotyping. Your earlier comment makes so much sense now!

I drive as if every other vehicle could kill me

found the dangerous driver, everyone!

lmao

LMAA,AAAO I'm adopting the long word seperator

Drinking TWO THINGS is UNNATURAL GOD gave us ONE MOUTH HOLE for a REASON

I always have a huge thing of water and something sugary. sometimes an energy drink, too. It's getting colder here, so I'll probably start keeping some tea around for when I get cold.

Can you elaborate on this?

All you need is one counter-example, dumbass.

This poem advocates for assisted suicide in a fun and upbeat way.

So you argue we should work to replace football with "football" over time, making the game more safe until it has your (dis) approval?

Oh, I think I've been civil, too. Here, watch me over-generalize: you mean the same vets that recommend(ed) declawing cats? lol okay

What a bizzare take. Stop saying that. Are you just here to sling insults and boss people around, too?

I daresay no one thought we needed a law against cutting a hole in the wall of a school bathroom. I certainly didn't have it on my bingo card for this month.

I prefer "meese", myself

I think it's really pretty color inverted! Luckily, I'm not having trouble reading it, either- my eyes thank you.