Same, I used to eat it quite a lot as I was trying to move to eating less meat, but it has made me feel like shit the last few times I tried it.
And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.
I may sound old, but I still use Pandora and it has been one of my best avenues for new music and artists for the last 15 years I've had my account. It knows my tastes very well at this point and the recommendations are almost always spot on.
Finally, my time to shine.
I have gotten two sets of drifting Joycons replaced for free. If you are in the US make sure to check out their support page.
As a fellow left-handed split keyboard enthusiast, do what you want. The Ergodash is probably about as close as you're going to get to what you're looking for.
Yeah the Ortho layout is a bit different and you won't get your number overlaps, but it could allow you to do what you are looking for and then change it in the future if you decide you'd rather have other keys there instead of letters.
Also as a person who's job entails typing all damn day, the change in layout has removed a significant amount of hand fatigue I used to get from regular staggered boards.