The only tech I want:

AC

Heated seats

Bluetooth/am/fm/aux sound system with good high and low ranges, but honestly as long as I have a diagram of what wires go where I can install my own like I did on my last two.

A backup camera for those times when I need to line up my trailer hitch but don't have a partner to guide me.

Beyond that?

Meh.

And not an actual American flag in sight.

I drive up 71 and 23 occasionally, and not too far from either, there's all kinds of houses looking almost like this. Some with way more enthusiasm.

And my favorite part: there are several houses I've seen around with trump flags flying above the American flag.

Now personally, I don't give a shit what you do to a flag. It's a piece of cloth. Who fucking cares.

But these are exactly the kind of people who bitch about that sort of thing.

I've heard complaints about the fucking UN not flying the American flag above others.... Like.... 1 that's not even a requirement according to your own damn flag code, other national flags may be flown level with the American flag, B: why in the FUCK would the UN fly a nation's flag above others? And 3- nobody gives a shit about American flag codes in other countries. Most here don't actually care about it either.

Hey now, some of the posts are also from the Picard maneuver and flying squid!

I put a small calendar whiteboard on my wall, and any important things go on that in big letters.

Can't not see it if it's the first thing you look at upon waking up!

I say, having walked past myself in the mirror without looking literally thousands of times....