Taleya @ Taleya @aussie.zone

Imma gonna call him winnie the pooh all I want and you can't stop me

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nah. Make him ride a toddler's push scooter. No more license. Only push scooters. Show everyone what a big boy he is

Ausgov: "Quick, Ban snapchat"

Or the circumference of your mum's fat arse

You can fit 74 texases inside an Australian cattle station. They're hilariously angry about it.

You guys are gonna love canberra

Says the man who keeps stripmining his predecessors lol

read a great au fic along those lines back in the day...

why the fuck is it only thursday

Don't extra step

" how come you don't have YouTube ads??"

"Firefox"

Later they come to you "but i still have ads!" THEN ya hit them with config

I AM DISSAPOINT

Perfection.

Tax the fuck outta them, no one wants these bloody things except for a highly select pack of cunts and they can go fuck themselves

But guineapigs give you chortles!! Life must be more than simple survival

Except they're the ones who can die from a dirty handset

I hope they get it to build them a nice big ship and then get onboard.

We've had two maritime billionaire (comparative) disasters, time to reach for the stars

i will fucking PISH if no one shows up

Pakige! Pakige! the liege demands pakige! Package for the liege!

yeah but that cuts both ways. If you're the only one who appears to be taking something in the wrong context, then you need to stop and go "I have made a whoopsie" not double down and start hurling fashy accusations

apologies, wasn't meaning to be condescending. Was meant to be more commiserating with a "Never trust the bastards, they will get you any way they can" sorta vibe

I expect vader