Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"
God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.
I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth
I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it
There's always picking up a game at the local tavern!
(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)
People want to feel like they're in a historic setting, but they also want dragons and potatoes. 🤷♂️
Potatoes come from the Elemental Plane of Earth.
The mighty DM has spoken!
At one point when people on Twitter were arguing about the historical accuracy of LGBT+ groups in a DnD setting, I made the argument that anyone who includes potatoes in their setting doesn't care about historical accuracy anyway. This led to a discussion about what would be missing from a medieval setting and the conclusion that a "historically accurate" DnD setting would have gay people, but not potatoes. This became a running joke.
Fast forward a few months, and during a fair there's a vendor selling "sausages in a bun, topped with mustard sauce or sauerkraut." The players caught on to them being hotdogs, and it sparked another discussion about what foods were available in a "historically accurate" setting.
(Which, all those ingredients would have been available to the setting, even of they weren't eaten in that configuration.)
I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!
I'm just saying, if someone uses a mortar sentry during a researcher escort mission it should be acceptable to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ them.
Me: Explaining to the the tax man I got my money from a magic island full of witches and monsters.
Tax Man: They got oil over there?
But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so... they like it? Maybe?
I primed Chat by asking it to make me a deck built around Lyzolda, the Blood Witch with a focus on token generation and sacrificing creatures.
"Certainly! Here's a basic decklist for a Lyzolda, the Blood Witch commander deck that focuses on generating tokens and sacrificing them for various effects:
Commander:
- Lyzolda, the Blood Witch
Creatures:
- Blood Artist
- Goblin Instigator
- Krenko, Mob Boss
- Siege-Gang Commander
- Ogre Battledriver
- Doomed Traveler
- Sengir Autocrat
- Myr Battlesphere
- Hanweir Garrison
- Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
Token Generators:
- Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
- Hordeling Outburst
- Dragon Fodder
- Krenko, Mob Boss
- Goblin Rabblemaster
- Raise the Alarm
- Mogg War Marshal
- Goblin Instigator
Sacrifice Outlets:
- Ashnod's Altar
- Phyrexian Altar
- Goblin Bombardment
- Viscera Seer
- Yahenni, Undying Partisan
- Carrion Feeder
Card Draw:
- Skullclamp
- Dark Prophecy
- Midnight Reaper
Removal:
- Shriekmaw
- Terminate
- Chaos Warp
- Bedevil
Utility:
- Smothering Abomination
- Anointed Procession (doubles token generation)
- Impact Tremors
- Purphoros, God of the Forge
Ramp:
- Sol Ring
- Rakdos Signet
- Talisman of Indulgence
Land Base:
- Command Tower
- Blood Crypt
- Dragonskull Summit
- Rakdos Guildgate
- Sulfurous Springs
- Smoldering Marsh
- Bloodstained Mire
- Polluted Delta
- Terramorphic Expanse
- Evolving Wilds
Remember to adjust the decklist based on your preferences, available cards, and playgroup dynamics. Have fun building and playing your Lyzolda deck!"
Some notes:
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This is not a legal commander deck. It has too few cards, and some cards do not fit Lyzolda's color identify.
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The synergies a mixed bag. Some cards fit perfectly into the theme, like Endrek and Krenko, or Ashnod's and Phyrexian altars. Other's don't work as well, since Myr Battlesphere creates colorless tokens that don't jive with Lysolda's ability.
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I want to play a match with ChatGPT generated decks to see how silly it gets.
Anyone else try this? Have your results been better (or worse)?