Did it seriously take this long? Weird.

Gawrsh, my buddy Donald has better luck working than you do! Guess you’re gonna keep being nothing! A-hyuck!

…actually yeah. This is helping. I’ll keep this in my back pocket.

Wait, is vaporware not really an extant term anymore?

Did you get results closer to your goal since then or is bing really obsessed with the pretty mist cupcakes? Because I kind of am!

Are you looking for vaporwave?