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  • As a European I always wonder why Americans don’t create an alternative party to the Democrats

    The average American is too stupid to handle more than 2 options. American's like everything easy and straightforward. Black and white. Good and evil. They have a very simplistic world view.

  • You can fit two cars there
  • The people who drive these things here in the UK are mental. I got smashed by one once overtaking me on a slip road because I wasn't going fast enough for him. I followed him all the way to his golf club and confronted him about it. His tank was barely scratched while my driver side door was totally fucked.

  • How do I stop a crush from developing further?
  • Shit yourself in front of her. You may need to prepare with laxative beforehand.

  • A New York Times copyright lawsuit could kill OpenAI
  • I feel like the more we try and warn people of the dangers of another Trump Presidency, the more likely we are to have another Trump Presidency.

  • ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture
  • Elon loves drama and attention. Responding to his idiotic tweets with outrage is exactly the kind of drama he craves.

  • Rand Paul Calls Ukraine a ‘Corrupt Regime’ as Zelensky Visits Capitol Hill
  • You know someone’s worldview is warped when they defend Putin. Ukraine didn’t attack Russia. It was Putin who first stole Crimea, then invaded the rest of Ukraine. How is Ukraine corrupt for simply defending itself?

  • CEOs are having their worst year in decades
  • What we need is to see CEOs become unemployed by 40 or 50%.

  • 14-year-old gang raped, cut into pieces while alive and burned in furnace.
  • For the sake of my sanity, I'm not going to read that article. The headline is bad enough. Utterly beyond comprehension.

  • Apple to Limit iPhone 15 USB-C Cables to USB 2.0 Speeds: Report
  • No, it's a strategy to sell you an expensive cable. Apple always do this, create a problem and offer an expensive solution.

  • Calls for ‘ecocide’ law to punish those who destroy nature like war criminals
  • No, they'd be able to afford the best lawyers. It's the poor who would be punished the most. We already have fines for not recycling properly, even though the rubbish all gets mixed back together in Turkey or China and burned anyway. We have to use soggy paper straws with our drinks while the rich blanket the atmosphere in burned fuel from the private jets.

  • Do you think we will ever have affordable housing again in our lifetime?
  • No. As the effects of climate change become worse, people will migrate to cooler places, which will only push up prices in those places. Poor people will be left to live in uninhabitable and uninsurable areas, while the rich will get to live in comfort.

    Climate change is essentially a class struggle, like everything else in life. As long as the 1% don’t have to suffer, nothing will be done. To get the rich to do something about climate change, it will have to affect them directly.

  • Elon Musk admits X 'may fail, as so many have predicted'
  • Now all he needs to do is to connect his own management of Twitter to its failure.

  • The Hi and Lo directions on my range’s knobs
  • At first I thought this was a new Marshall amp.

  • ‘Media outlets are erasing Sinead O’Connor’s Muslim identity’
  • The media, especially the tabloids, have been like vultures, picking apart her life, her mental health, her marriages, her kids, etc, since her death. There's no dignity in death when you're famous.

  • Google engineers want to make ad-blocking (near) impossible
  • I find it disturbing that there are people out there who spend much of their time thinking about new ways to get people to see adverts. Surely it falls under the "bullshit jobs" category that David Graeber once wrote about.

  • Reddit is still a mess
  • Reddit brought back r/place so Redditors could have somewhere to vent their anger rather than making subreddits private or other forms of protest. R/place is a distraction and the majority of Redditors fell for it.

  • Google's trying to DRM the internet, and we have to make sure they fail
  • The day adverts are forced on me is the day I quit using the internet for anything other than gaming. I fucking hate adverts.