Damn that sucks, its really disheartening to see drugs getting legalized when they should be banned

As a 🦅Conservative®🦅, I must say I agree! Banning drugs was how we got around The 13th Amendment not letting us have slaves.

Personally? I'm seething at the thought of conseeving.

Novelty is the opposite of what is advocated for by 🦅Conservatives®🦅.

You got a problem with the Trueth©?

As a 🦅Conservative®🦅, I think people should be left alone to do what they want.

That is why I support this policy, Because Ron M. Desantis should be allowed to do what he wants.

You expect me to waste 2 hours and 17 minutes I could spend harassing unwed parents at the abortion clinic listening to the guy who produced Rosemary's Baby slander Concerned Citizens©?

That wouldn't be very 🦅Conservative®🦅 of me.

Maybe this person is a Hindu?

I must say as a 🦅Conservative®🦅 ♱Christian♱™ I don't approve of that sort of thing, but this is still a free country.

So wearing "paraphernalia" makes somebody a Nazi now?

You don't know what's in this person's heart.

As a 🦅Conservative®🦅, I can't help but notice how everyone who disagrees with you is a "nazi".

I read the Bible

If that were true You would know John 8:7 and would pluck the plank from your own eye before addressing my alleged mote.

I'm going to go pray that THE LORDT doesn't smite your for your shortcomings, attacking your fellow 🦅Conservatives®🦅 as your have.

How dare you!

I was defending your freedom to call people leftists when you were still reading "My First Bible Storys".

I didn't take shrapnle to the head on a foreign beach to have my 🦅Conservative®🦅 credentials questioned.

Can you even read?? My @ doesn't say "Not A Conservative", now does it?
It says Truely a conservative. Do you know what Truth means? I recommend you read the bible to learn about truth.

Don't tread on me!

As a 🦅Conservative®🦅 I am excited for this to come out as a chance to show how much I Own the Libs© and am downloading the first game right now!

This is a sick and disgusting use of that 🦅conservative®🦅 flag.

What is that in the snake's mouth?
...where do people even buy those??

As a 🦅conservative®🦅, I don't see gender.

It makes dating difficult because i still hate homosexuals and have had to break up with partners when i found out they were ones.

Do you know how much this effete cuckening sort of femmeboy propaganda bothers me, as a 🦅conservative®🦅?

I know how much it bothers me, because everytime I come across this sick shit I save it in a giant folder so I don't forget to be disgusted.

They were always torture chambers and death traps. That is what I, as a 🦅conservative®🦅, like about them.

I must say, as a fellow 🦅conservative®🦅 it concerns me on free speech grounds to see comments deleted just for pointing out the "scientist" in the article is funded by Charles Koch.