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Monkeys: can I have pattern recognition please

God: to avoid dangerous situations?

Monkeys: yes

Monkeys: misinterprets statistically insignificant occurrences as evidence of broad social trends

Turns out to be a viral marketing campaign

I still remember his son or one of his staffers or something on the radio being asked if they wanted African American people to have health care, and their answer was "I want them to be able to afford their own healthcare."

The lie that keeps on working, every fucking time.

Fuckin A+, holy shit

If you can't distinguish yourself from your opponent other than saying "he's rude, I'm not," well it turns out there are a lot of fed up, vindictive people in this country who would prefer rude.

Welcome to the resistance

Democrats nutting uncontrollably at the opportunity to once again be the party of failure.

After all, it's a lot easier to do your empty identity politics and false promises when you don't have the power to do anything else.

I got so excited

Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.

I second this

People think lizard people are bad because they're humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they're bad because they're lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢

How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.

"Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww"

Trigger warning: shit heads

r slash neoliberal asks: How should a liberal society deal with stochastic terrorism?

Answer: it can't!

Lol, most of the replies are just like "oh, well, there's really nothing we could do, I guess it just has to happen 🤷‍♂️"

So far I don't think anyone has suggested that maybe economic burdens are causing the alienation and anxiety that lead people to accepting fascist ideas and eventually committing violence. Cuz, y'know, that would be admitting that the free market is responsible for killing people.

Depression breakfast: leftovers-quesadilla, made from cheese, fried rice, and half of a chopped up burger. Not the worst, but the real news is that my tortilla cooking game is perfect. Just the right amount of oil and heat, and a smidge of butter, and they come out absolutely golden brown every time.

How do I embed gifs I need to do a meme

If the non-voting leftist demographic had as much power as all of the various "leftist" reddit subs thought they had, we would be a lot closer to actually taking meaningful political action in this country.

I'm so tired of people looking at the most anemic political group in the country and screeching about how they're going to tip over the entire cruise ship.

"Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death"